joytron Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 A vortex is a lot like your first serious girlfriend. At the time, you think "wow, you're everything I want! sure, you've got some flaws, but I'm willing to look past them because you're so good to me baby!" After a few more bowls, different sizes and shapes, you find the one that works for you. For most people, that's the slim, sexy one with curves in all the right places, available in a variety of colors and finishes with different hairstyles (the Tangiers Phunnel). Once you've tried that one out, you just find it hard to justify all the flaws in the old girlfriend. You realize that she really was just a hollow shell of a good bowl, with "features" you never needed in the first place. But hey, everyone finds the one that works for them. Some people will always love those vacuous bowls that are mere husks of the bowls you once thought they were. Some like their bowls big, some like em small. You might think "god, that one is puke green, how could anyone want that?", but lo' and behold, someone snatches her up. You think to yourself "man, that is desperation!", but you don't know her like they know her. She may not look good in Tangiers, but baby, she's alright with Starbuzz and Fumari! And you know what? That's okay. Some people are okay with things just being "alright". Not me though. I'm going to make sweet love to my Tangiers Small tonight, and every night, because I love her. I love her so much I got some clones of her, just in case she breaks on me. I don't ever want to be without her again. Sure, they put out a new, "upgraded" version of her, but she's not MY small. Maybe I'm just a dinosaur living in modern times, wearing sunglasses and looking really fucking good, but god damn it, if the future has no place for me and my girl then I'm going back to 2009. YOLO hehehe If that was true, all I would want is a fleet of large phunnels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pavo21 Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 I want Ty's experience :( with his smalls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
â€On Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 A vortex is a lot like your first serious girlfriend. At the time, you think "wow, you're everything I want! sure, you've got some flaws, but I'm willing to look past them because you're so good to me baby!" After a few more bowls, different sizes and shapes, you find the one that works for you. For most people, that's the slim, sexy one with curves in all the right places, available in a variety of colors and finishes with different hairstyles (the Tangiers Phunnel). Once you've tried that one out, you just find it hard to justify all the flaws in the old girlfriend. You realize that she really was just a hollow shell of a good bowl, with "features" you never needed in the first place. But hey, everyone finds the one that works for them. Some people will always love those vacuous bowls that are mere husks of the bowls you once thought they were. Some like their bowls big, some like em small. You might think "god, that one is puke green, how could anyone want that?", but lo' and behold, someone snatches her up. You think to yourself "man, that is desperation!", but you don't know her like they know her. She may not look good in Tangiers, but baby, she's alright with Starbuzz and Fumari! And you know what? That's okay. Some people are okay with things just being "alright". Not me though. I'm going to make sweet love to my Tangiers Small tonight, and every night, because I love her. I love her so much I got some clones of her, just in case she breaks on me. I don't ever want to be without her again. Sure, they put out a new, "upgraded" version of her, but she's not MY small. Maybe I'm just a dinosaur living in modern times, wearing sunglasses and looking really fucking good, but god damn it, if the future has no place for me and my girl then I'm going back to 2009. YOLO hehehe If that was true, all I would want is a fleet of large phunnels. A stable of top-heavy gals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subzero Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Everyone uses a vortex until they try a phunnel they never go back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SultanOfSchwing Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 great clouds for an hour+. So there are issues with longevity?My comment was a bit conservative. The bowls usually last at least 2 hours, the clouds just diminish a bit after an hour and a half or so if I don't heat up a third coal. It's the perfect length of time for me, and with the Lotus I rarely burn the shisha, so the flavor lasts until the end. All of that, and using less tobacco than my Egyptian does, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joytron Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 A vortex is a lot like your first serious girlfriend. At the time, you think "wow, you're everything I want! sure, you've got some flaws, but I'm willing to look past them because you're so good to me baby!" After a few more bowls, different sizes and shapes, you find the one that works for you. For most people, that's the slim, sexy one with curves in all the right places, available in a variety of colors and finishes with different hairstyles (the Tangiers Phunnel). Once you've tried that one out, you just find it hard to justify all the flaws in the old girlfriend. You realize that she really was just a hollow shell of a good bowl, with "features" you never needed in the first place. But hey, everyone finds the one that works for them. Some people will always love those vacuous bowls that are mere husks of the bowls you once thought they were. Some like their bowls big, some like em small. You might think "god, that one is puke green, how could anyone want that?", but lo' and behold, someone snatches her up. You think to yourself "man, that is desperation!", but you don't know her like they know her. She may not look good in Tangiers, but baby, she's alright with Starbuzz and Fumari! And you know what? That's okay. Some people are okay with things just being "alright". Not me though. I'm going to make sweet love to my Tangiers Small tonight, and every night, because I love her. I love her so much I got some clones of her, just in case she breaks on me. I don't ever want to be without her again. Sure, they put out a new, "upgraded" version of her, but she's not MY small. Maybe I'm just a dinosaur living in modern times, wearing sunglasses and looking really fucking good, but god damn it, if the future has no place for me and my girl then I'm going back to 2009. YOLO hehehe If that was true, all I would want is a fleet of large phunnels. A stable of top-heavy gals? With the hip grip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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