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So i am going to order a Turkish stem with the lotus tray from turkeys online, now are they common or traditiona?? Also is the tray welded on.. How can i contact the seller before i purchase the item on eBay? ..(first time using eBay for a purchase sorry)
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Well hello fucking noob, I too was a fucking noob, but now I am here to pay forward the knowledge I learned from the fucking noobs before me. :P

Seriously though, I know other forums like to troll newbies, but we here welcome them and help them out in any way we can. No question is too stupid!
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No question is too stupid!

 

Chris, I feel like you could have opened a can of worms...you know how some of us get when we are bored. 

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Well thanks haha im a turk newb.. pretty educated when it comes to hookahs besides the turks.. Egyptian nour nawras AF you get the point.. ive been behind when it comes to Turkish hookahs because of my ethnicity.. our people hate turks because of the genocide. 

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Parev, voontses?

 

(from a 1/16th Turk  :)) 

lol nice, yeah if I bring that crap home my mom will bust my head open with a lotus tray hahaha. gotta stash it in a suitcase and lock it even in my own crib

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No question is too stupid!

 

Chris, I feel like you could have opened a can of worms...you know how some of us get when we are bored. 

 

Hey now, within reason... I still have my banhammer. :)

Then I won't even ask what I think of asking often....you and I both already know the question and the answer.

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No question is too stupid!

 

Chris, I feel like you could have opened a can of worms...you know how some of us get when we are bored. 

 

Hey now, within reason... I still have my banhammer. :)

Then I won't even ask what I think of asking often....you and I both already know the question and the answer.

Yes, but for those of you who do not know the answer, a blue whale ejaculates five gallons of sperm.

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No question is too stupid!

 
Chris, I feel like you could have opened a can of worms...you know how some of us get when we are bored.


 
Hey now, within reason... I still have my banhammer. :)


Then I won't even ask what I think of asking often....you and I both already know the question and the answer.


Yes, but for those of you who do not know the answer, a blue whale ejaculates five gallons of sperm.


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Parev, voontses?

 

(from a 1/16th Turk  :)) 

lol nice, yeah if I bring that crap home my mom will bust my head open with a lotus tray hahaha. gotta stash it in a suitcase and lock it even in my own crib

 

 

 But she doesn't mind your other hookahs? I'd imagine she hates them in general my parents hate hookahs. i keep mine boxed up in the closet when i don't use them! 

 

What does your ethnicity have to do w this? lol 

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  • 2 weeks later...

Go look up armenian genocide youll get the point

 

 

  I didn't know you were Armenian. I thought you were a frenchy.... I actually have a lot of respect for Armenians my 1st gf was Armenian. I fucked up w her almost a decade ago. She's married w kids now lol . Also yea i know of the genocide.... Maybe you should get something that doesn't look like an obvious Turk. Or if you get it, make sure your mom wouldn't know about it. From what i remember Armenian women are quite scary when they are angry... Mom's possibly even scarier... 

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FEMALE PORT FTMFW

NEVER! Female ports=bad unless you know you like the crappy Kasbah phunnel or the crappy adapters xP

 

The Kasbah funnel works extremely well, and Turkish bowls are probably the best thing invented for non-mega-goopy tobacco. Plus Turkish and Lebanese bowls sit way down low on the tray, keeping a low profile, letting the juice drip into the water rather than on the tray and stem, and more importantly, the coals fall off into the tray more often than the floor.

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