Contest: Who wants a shisha sampler?

[ksblazer]

I was going to sell off some of my shisha, but I have changed my mind. Since this site has really helped me out. I'm going to give back.

So, I'm going to put togather a sampler of shishas along with some coals and mail it to you free of charge.

All you have to do, is tell me why you are the most deserving. :wink:



I will announce the winner some time early next week. and PM them for their address. :twisted:

[DizzyGuy]

Because I love you.

*Sorry, that's all I have ... hmmm, because I never win anything?*

[EvansLight]

Because Ill love you forever!! And ill share the love as well!! Whatever i dont like or dont smoke, goes out for free to everyone else!! I also did make the nice pretty hookahforumchat.com for everyone. I also might have been one of the ones to help you when you came here no matter what the question if i can i help as much as possible. Some of my posts are short little ones, but some are nice longs ones, such as helping someone with there technique on packing the hookah, and smoking it I try where i can.


Plus i love ya way more than dizzy And i cant win a being fat contest, and im fatter than everyone here XD

[hookah hippie]

I think I should win because I am like in you in the way that I use my shisha to smoke with friends who never smoke before I never charge them money and I let people smoke my hookah because it is something that I enjoy and I want to share just like you giving me your shisha so I try something that you enjoy.

[aronparsons]

I feel "I'm worthy" because I've been around for a little while, give honest/thorough reviews, and am not just in for the sake of getting free tobacco. :-)

[gumonshoe]

I think ill step out of this one

[JesusDoesVegas]

I alone harness and understand the secret of the clown. The true path of real and non real existance flows through me, and in time I alone will turn the key to open the gate, allowing all or none by as I choose. Let me ask you... is a little shisha worth the price of admission to everlasting anti-glow and full atonement for real and non real actions?

This is why I am your clear choice.

[djbomberto]

bcuz i can't master tangiers, and im out of shisha.

[Johnny_D]

Because i am stuck on this poxy island. Too close to France for anyone's likely [J/K]

And I cannot get the american goodness shishas!

And I'll vote to become teh 51st state!

JD - America's Biatch!

[Anpu]

Me because I'm, well, me

[dirtysamurai]

[jedi master powers]
i am the one
you [u]will[/u] want to send dirtysamurai the sampler
[/jedi master powers]

please?

[Hookahmania]

8) pick me becuse i would shove that free shisha up your ass and make some hot chick use your mouth as a hose, Indeed That would make you the first human hookah, I would then clone you and mass produce you for every one to smoke whether they liked it or not, Indeed the world would darken from the smoke. Thus a new hero would emerge (thats me, I am both villan and hero in this tale) one who would crush the evil army that rises up from human hookah profits. Not much of the world would be left, all the others who are posting replys for free shisha would be dead from the chaos, thus leaving me with the task of taking the free shisha and smoking it in your honor. From the sadness and hurt of your passing I would almost smoke my self to death from the free shisha you would give me. But woe is me... for your fans that love you would give me cyborg implants that would save my life and would make me the human hookah 2.0. But the human hookah 2.0 would Indeed have upgrades and use the free shisha you would give me to thus use my mouth as a bowl and a long cyborg penis as a hose for all the ladies, the smoke would be indeed potent and cause the women to become impregnated and thus save humanity. It is are only hope.....you must give me the shisha..... you can stop the darkness....no one has to die.....or you could give me it becuse you are my new best friend.....or becuse i wont kiss your ass like all the rest, for that is not my way, for I have another path in life....I must stop the shisha smokers who are ploting to kill you and take the free shisha for them selfs. I would put my life on the line for you and smoke the free shisha so none of this has to happen. I will leave this in your hands, to live or to die. That is something you will have to live with. let me help you, give me the shisha...........please.....

[xpimpitox]

Me because I always share my shisha with friends free of charge like someone already said (you beat me to it!) i try to contribute as much as i can on these boards. im also low on flavors . i think you should randomly select whoever replies to this post lol everybody gonna say because they love you which im not gonna say...you have to wine and dine me first :wink:

[critterchops]

Pick me because for the sweet love of jesus I LOVE SHISHA!!!! I love it like soft chinchilla fur (without dingle berries) I love shisha like I love vagina (with out crabs) Shisha smoke for me is like oral sex with a woman (without a yeast infection) so smooth and sweet the perfect balance between fruit and tobacco.Give it to me or else I will command a hundred thousand fleas to attack your nutsack. I want the free shisha dam it!!!! Oh yeah If I don't get the free shisha I will make a pimple form by your nostril so when you pop it......it will make your eyes water!!!! So let's just avoid all of this and make it easy for both of us....PICK ME!!

[web250]

Here's why you should pick me:
For one, I always smoke with friends. I have introduced several people to the wonder of hookah, and they all smoke with me free of charge. I can't always buy new flavors, brands, etc for two reasons: 1) I'm a college student, so lack of funds is always an issue. 2) My mom really dislikes what I do, and if she sees lots of orders on my debit card, she'll blow a gasket. I'll I want is to continue to smoke, experiment, and share with my friends. Because in the end, the joy of hookah is in the social aspect.

[Skimo]

Well my reason would be im a broke college kid as most can tell you and when i do have shisha my brother rushes to smoke it all so it never lasts lol

[No Show]

you could pick me since i'm a newb to the whole hookah thing and this would further my knowledge and experience since i have only tried 2 different types of shisha, and i would deffinitely share with my other newb friends!!

[Erica]

[quote name='skimo']Well my reason would be im a broke college kid as most can tell you and when i do have shisha my brother rushes to smoke it all so it never lasts lol[/quote]

I think you should pick Skimo... ahahah I have a lot a sympathy for broke college kids wanting to smoke hookah. lOl been there done that. haha

[pauldavis]

well i would like the shisha because i too am a broke college kid (we seem to come out of the woodwork at times like this) and i am working my ass off at the local hookah lounge (where the owner never gives me free shisha) just to pay my rent and grocery bills...

[Erica]

[quote name='pauldavis']well i would like the shisha because i too am a broke college kid (we seem to come out of the woodwork at times like this) and i am working my ass off at the local hookah lounge (where the owner never gives me free shisha) just to pay my rent and grocery bills...[/quote]

Skimo looks like you have some compition... haha everyone else just wants free shisha just because its free, these guys dont have funds to even buy a lil 50g box. Skimo even tried to make his own! With tea leaves ...... :shock:

[Scheetz]

cause i just smoked the last of my 1000g and my paycheck just went to my rent.

thats all................


mmm speaking of, i need to get some tangiers somehow.

[No Show]

[quote name='Erica'][quote name='pauldavis']well i would like the shisha because i too am a broke college kid (we seem to come out of the woodwork at times like this) and i am working my ass off at the local hookah lounge (where the owner never gives me free shisha) just to pay my rent and grocery bills...[/quote]

Skimo looks like you have some compition... haha everyone else just wants free shisha just because its free, these guys dont have funds to even buy a lil 50g box. Skimo even tried to make his own! With tea leaves ...... :shock:[/quote]


LMAO tea leaves!?!?! Ok damn...he definitely deserves it over me! although i'm uber-poor myself..lol but i did buy some shisha (even though i am hookah-less, lol)

[Erica]

[quote name='No Show'][quote name='Erica'][quote name='pauldavis']well i would like the shisha because i too am a broke college kid (we seem to come out of the woodwork at times like this) and i am working my ass off at the local hookah lounge (where the owner never gives me free shisha) just to pay my rent and grocery bills...[/quote]

Skimo looks like you have some compition... haha everyone else just wants free shisha just because its free, these guys dont have funds to even buy a lil 50g box. Skimo even tried to make his own! With tea leaves ...... :shock:[/quote]


LMAO tea leaves!?!?! Ok damn...he definitely deserves it over me! although i'm uber-poor myself..lol but i did buy some shisha (even though i am hookah-less, lol)[/quote]


hahahahah Wow... You can eat it!!... although I dont think that would turn out too well hahaha

[No Show]

[quote name='Erica'][quote name='No Show'][quote name='Erica'][quote name='pauldavis']well i would like the shisha because i too am a broke college kid (we seem to come out of the woodwork at times like this) and i am working my ass off at the local hookah lounge (where the owner never gives me free shisha) just to pay my rent and grocery bills...[/quote]

Skimo looks like you have some compition... haha everyone else just wants free shisha just because its free, these guys dont have funds to even buy a lil 50g box. Skimo even tried to make his own! With tea leaves ...... :shock:[/quote]


LMAO tea leaves!?!?! Ok damn...he definitely deserves it over me! although i'm uber-poor myself..lol but i did buy some shisha (even though i am hookah-less, lol)[/quote]


hahahahah Wow... You can eat it!!... although I dont think that would turn out too well hahaha[/quote]

lol well my buddies both have hookahs...so whenever they are around we can have a variety..lol i know...lame...BUT! i do believe i will be getting my QT sometime in mid-Oct!

[Erica]

[quote name='No Show'][quote name='Erica'][quote name='No Show'][quote name='Erica'][quote name='pauldavis']well i would like the shisha because i too am a broke college kid (we seem to come out of the woodwork at times like this) and i am working my ass off at the local hookah lounge (where the owner never gives me free shisha) just to pay my rent and grocery bills...[/quote]

Skimo looks like you have some compition... haha everyone else just wants free shisha just because its free, these guys dont have funds to even buy a lil 50g box. Skimo even tried to make his own! With tea leaves ...... :shock:[/quote]


LMAO tea leaves!?!?! Ok damn...he definitely deserves it over me! although i'm uber-poor myself..lol but i did buy some shisha (even though i am hookah-less, lol)[/quote]


hahahahah Wow... You can eat it!!... although I dont think that would turn out too well hahaha[/quote]

lol well my buddies both have hookahs...so whenever they are around we can have a variety..lol i know...lame...BUT! i do believe i will be getting my QT sometime in mid-Oct! [/quote]

Yea the QT Is a great pipe, I got mine from my old boos for x-mas *used to work at a hookahbar* but yea..you wont be dissapointed. Its by far the best pipe I have found in the size and price range.