Skimo Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 lmao green tea leaves get it straight, and paul if i get it ill half it with you since i feel your pain haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
critterchops Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 [quote name='critterchops']Pick me because for the sweet love of jesus I LOVE SHISHA!!!! I love it like soft chinchilla fur (without dingle berries) I love shisha like I love vagina (with out crabs) Shisha smoke for me is like oral sex with a woman (without a yeast infection) so smooth and sweet the perfect balance between fruit and tobacco.Give it to me or else I will command a hundred thousand fleas to attack your nutsack. I want the free shisha dam it!!!! Oh yeah If I don't get the free shisha I will make a pimple form by your nostril so when you pop it......it will make your eyes water!!!! So let's just avoid all of this and make it easy for both of us....PICK ME!! [/quote] pick me because I'm homeless and I lost my right leg in the war of 1812 and people make jokes about it by saying I only have one leg "left" and it makes me sad. Give it to me because my dog rufus died from eating my viagra did I mention I'm impotent??? Hookers don't charge me money because they say I'm ugly.I don't have sex with them (I eat the crabs) because I cannot afford a meal I light my farts at night just to keep warm The other day when I was sleeping on the street someone walking by stepped on my hemroid OOOOUCH!!!! :shock: Give it to me because shisha reminds me of food since I can't afford any.Oh yes I also have a bunyon the size of a golf ball on my foot (it's my only friend since rufus died) And after all I've been through I still have a positive attitude and look to the future with a smile THAT IS WHY I SHOULD WIN!!!! If I don't win it PLEASE give it to the guy quoted above me. THANK YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Show Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 [quote name='critterchops'][quote name='critterchops']Pick me because for the sweet love of jesus I LOVE SHISHA!!!! I love it like soft chinchilla fur (without dingle berries) I love shisha like I love vagina (with out crabs) Shisha smoke for me is like oral sex with a woman (without a yeast infection) so smooth and sweet the perfect balance between fruit and tobacco.Give it to me or else I will command a hundred thousand fleas to attack your nutsack. I want the free shisha dam it!!!! Oh yeah If I don't get the free shisha I will make a pimple form by your nostril so when you pop it......it will make your eyes water!!!! So let's just avoid all of this and make it easy for both of us....PICK ME!! [/quote] pick me because I'm homeless and I lost my right leg in the war of 1812 and people make jokes about it by saying I only have one leg "left" and it makes me sad. Give it to me because my dog rufus died from eating my viagra did I mention I'm impotent??? Hookers don't charge me money because they say I'm ugly.I don't have sex with them (I eat the crabs) because I cannot afford a meal I light my farts at night just to keep warm The other day when I was sleeping on the street someone walking by stepped on my hemroid OOOOUCH!!!! :shock: Give it to me because shisha reminds me of food since I can't afford any.Oh yes I also have a bunyon the size of a golf ball on my foot (it's my only friend since rufus died) And after all I've been through I still have a positive attitude and look to the future with a smile THAT IS WHY I SHOULD WIN!!!! If I don't win it PLEASE give it to the guy quoted above me. THANK YOU[/quote] Creativity award goes to...^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookahmania Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 8) dude, you have to pick me, dint you know? they are makeing a move about my first post for the free shisha. Im talking freaking Hollywood baby! brite lights, sexy women, and they also want you in the movie! of course you are the human hookah 1.0. i am the human hookah 2.0, you know, the one with the upgrades, so lets get this free shisha rolling, and then ill send a limo for you, I got your Hotel ready, we are talking 5 star baby! only the best for you. Im gonna make you a star, yo just tell me what you want ok, i know ladies who will love you long time. you need drugs, i got um, dont worry brother, i got the po po in my pocket. so just send me the shisha and it's all good, once are movie is out you will have all the cash money crops you need, you hear me knocking, well let me in. so you know rawdog , just send the shisha and we will get this gig rolling![/quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfbum Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 pick me 'cause i'm on fixed income and would like to write some reviews on shisha in my spare time,which is most of the time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfbum Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 pick me 'cause i'm on fixed income and would like to write some reviews on shisha in my spare time,which is most of the time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PersianPride Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Well I think everyone is working the poverty angle pretty well so time time for some reverse psychology. Don't give me your free samples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguineSolitude Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 i enjoy cheese and asian foods. please send me shisha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbomberto Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 I think i see fish.........dead ones..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
03SilverTL Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Pick me because my neighbor and I cut a window sized hole in our dorm room wall so we could set my hookah on the ledge smoke hookah between two room. Pics upon request.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calcartman Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Because my name has a lot of A's in it, and the A key just broke on my keyboard. Do you know how frustrating it is to have to copy and paste the letter a every time I want to use it? In order to win i even went bAck And used A cApital A in A few plAces. Pics AvAilAble As well. Plus, I'm mAde of cAndy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onion Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Because I just bought 100g of nakhla for $30. edit: Walk on by if there's gonna be duties though. Damn things are killer. edit 2: Although since its person to person and would technically count as a gift, I think said things would probably be avoided... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksblazer Posted October 3, 2006 Author Share Posted October 3, 2006 [quote name='skimo']lmao green tea leaves get it straight, and paul if i get it ill half it with you since i feel your pain haha[/quote] Everyone: Give Skimo a big applause!! He is the winner!! Plus he is willing to share it with Paul, who sounds like a brother in need as well. Thanks to everyone for participating, I really enjoyed reading all of your reply's and there may be a second contest comming up in the near future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skimo Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Wow, thats a really good way to wake up in the morning, i appreciate it. So hows this working out? You shipping it to me then I ship half to paul or are you splitting it and shipping it to me and him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
critterchops Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 I demand a board of international judges to confirm the reasoning of this decision!! AAAhhhh........fuck it. I guess I'll go chop off my other leg.Since I now have no hope for the future. thanks alot KSBLAZER!!! now I'm never gonna be able to walk! :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skimo Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 lol im sorry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shimshamsam Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 because im going to a pink floyd consert, and i have no shisha or coals for my hookah, and floyd is my favorite music to listin to when i smoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
critterchops Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 how about this it seems to be like most others Pik me I'm in colledge sum say I'm stewpid but I'm in colledge so that meens I'm educationed. I lik to smok huuka so pleez send me sheesha. If yu dont send it my CEO daddie wil by it for me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukasa Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Well, I'm sure plenty of these folks are just as deserving as me, but I'll give it a shot. I'll put it in bullet-point form for convenience. * I'm a pretty nice guy. * I'm a reletive "old-timer" on this forum (not in actual age, in join date) * I have less than 500 G of shisha to my name. * I like to smoke shisha *I would put you on my mental "I hope this person DOESNT die" list. *I'm a hot girl and will send you nude pics * That last one was a lie. Edit: * I read this thread too late. :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skimo Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 lmao i was about to say, I already won so why do people keep postin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evlspcmk Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 well if i was giving away some thing illd give it to you, so please return the favour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moosepotatoes Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 I am god, I need shisha. I have run out of my shisha producing power and if you dont give me any shisha, I can use the power of free shisha to replenish my power and keep creating shisha for the world. As a result of not having any shisha in the world, not only will there be no more hookahs, but there will also be no more puppies or dolphins. Any baby seals will be constantly in agony. And most importantly, no more Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Abide Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 You should pick me because.....well I have a problem I must try it all and im just gonna buy it all later anyway, save me and my moocher friends the time and cash. Thanks ha ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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