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Hello People,
I have a serious problem. I just spilled my hookah and burned the carpet. This is the third consecutive apartment I've lived in in which this happened. The problem is that my wife is now anti-hookah. I quit smoking cigs about a year ago, I can't find anywhere in this town (just moved here) to smoke my briar pipe, and now I can't smoke my hookah at home. I need a solution fast....

I need a spill-proof hookah. If no one knows where I can get one, I suppose I'll have to make one. I really don't have the time to figure out how, so if anyone has a solution, please let me know. I'm hurtin for a good smoke...

Please help,
Paulson
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ThePaulson:

The solution is very simple, all you need is to get one of those heads with the built in wind cover.

The wind cover clamps down onto the head and will not alow the coals to drop to the floor.

These are fairly cheap as well +/- $12.00

Good luck
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Want another solution? Get one of those plastic mats that go under rolling chairs. That will give you time to get the coal before it gets your carpet... Oh, thought about buying an area rug to smoke hookah on as well?
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You have a couple of solutions. The first to look at is a hookah that is resistent to tipping over; so that'd either be one with a very wide base or a short one (i.e. Mya QT). Then look into the bowl with a windcover just in case it does tip over again. And a basic thing to do is have a cheap, large area rug you can put under the hookah if both of the above solutions don't work out.
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[quote name='skimo']thats why i smoke outside, plus its just nice to enjoy a smoke outside. aron had a good point, just buy a cheap rug you can put the hookah on so if it does tip over you only burn the cheap rug[/quote]

Lol, because I didn't meantion it first :P But yes, I agree with aron... If you get a smaller hookah with a wider base, it wouldn't be such a problem... Have you considered incorporating the hookah into something that wouldn't tip over? Like build a side table that incases the hookah... :D This is gonna be my next project, by the way
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how about learning from the first time you spilled it over? if you really want a permanent solution go to hookahcompany.com or hookahhookah.com and get a flat jezebelle vase. They are impossible to tip over and are pretty sexy looking. And get a windcover while you are at it.
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i saw on ebay one time a table that held the base underneath and the stem was just coming out of the top of the table...they also had an awesome card table with 2 hookahs built in


if only i had the 800 to buy that one......
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[quote name='Puddy']more water = more weight in the base = more resistant to tipping.[/quote]

I have problems with this statement...

Anyways, common sense says, "Get something to put under your hookah". You can smoke outside too. Just be careful when you're indoors!
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8) Bastard lol, i was juss gonna post that lol. Dont let her get her way !She's gonna get her hooks in ya. Toss a cole on her and give her somthing to complain about, show her your the man of the house, you where the pants! Bitch! You want equal rights! :wink: Dont worry, im not sic, i don't hit girls, but they like the burns, found out when i ran out of the k-y jelly 8)
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[quote name='Hookahmania']8) Bastard lol, i was juss gonna post that lol. Dont let her get her way !She's gonna get her hooks in ya. Toss a cole on her and give her somthing to complain about, show her your the man of the house, you where the pants! Bitch! You want equal rights! :wink:  Dont worry, im not sic, i don't hit girls, but they like the burns, found out when i ran out of the k-y jelly 8)[/quote]


Wow, um, that was odd :|
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[quote name='Joseph'][quote name='Hookahmania']8) Bastard lol, i was juss gonna post that lol. Dont let her get her way !She's gonna get her hooks in ya. Toss a cole on her and give her somthing to complain about, show her your the man of the house, you where the pants! Bitch! You want equal rights! :wink:  Dont worry, im not sic, i don't hit girls, but they like the burns, found out when i ran out of the k-y jelly 8)[/quote]


Wow, um, that was odd :|[/quote]

That's [b]one[/b] word for it.. There are others :P

JD
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8) By the way, and I know this is a wird time to say this after my last rant, but milquetoast looks cute :P . ok ok, go on and hate on me every one, im used to it, :x buncha player hateing mother fuckers , i love you all :D . im just telling it like it is. Yo milquetoast, do you like powderd toast, like from ren & stimpy, they are chill. woe, think about it, to smoke with them would be, woe is me, that is all i can say. :shock:
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I use an area rug in my apartment and it works great. My first hookah was a junior sized one and that sucker tipped over frequently. If you live by an Ikea, they have a 6' by 4' area rug for $14.00. You will save your carpet if you use an area rug.
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