Toilet Paper

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A husband and wife had been married for several years, and the wife begins to think her husband is losing interest in her. She sits down with him and says, "Honey, would you be more attracted to me if I got a boob job? We have more than enough in savings, and I think I'd like it too!"

The husband replies, "Sweetie, I love you the way you are, and that sounds really expensive. I did hear about this cheap way to make them Larger though"

She sys, "Really?"

He nods and says "Yeah, just rub a peice of toilet paper between them and they will slowly get bigger."

So she decides to try it, and after six months, she's not a single inch larger. She goes back to her husband and confronts him. "Honey, where did you hear that toilet paper would work? It's been six months and nothing has changed"

He looks at her and grins. "Well, it worked wonders for your ass"