Lukasa Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 [img]http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9470/n220633440430727yw5.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OPR234 Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 This needs to be in a movie.. like a knockoff of Jurassic Park Jurassic Vatican 4: The Battle of Popeasaurus for the Relations of AltarBoy-Rex and Velocipriest ....yeah you know you'd watch it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukasa Posted October 15, 2006 Author Share Posted October 15, 2006 I'm tempted to print these up and pin them to church bulletin boards. I bet them church-folk'd love that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizzyGuy Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 ... I just lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukasa Posted October 15, 2006 Author Share Posted October 15, 2006 I just vomited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookahmania Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 well, how can I explain this. Some really bad people who once did some very bad things, like beating people to 3/4 of there life and doing some time in jail, can turn around and start going to church, like I did. And if I saw someone hanging things up on the bulletin boards, who knows what might happen. See, some people are trying real hard to "love there enemys" but it is very hard to do when we live in a world like this. Im personally a church-folk'd man, and I just want to chill and smoke my hookah. So can we chill with the God Jokes. And if not, what can I do, really, what can I do? There is nothing I can do. I leared that in anger management, and it helps alot. But peace to you guys and I really do wish you the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukasa Posted October 20, 2006 Author Share Posted October 20, 2006 I hope you're kidding. And too late, I already posted those pictures on a few churches in the neighborhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookahmania Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 Know what your problem is, I don't think you have had your ass beat in life, I hope one day It happens, like if we ever meet a one of the hookah parties. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukasa Posted October 20, 2006 Author Share Posted October 20, 2006 [quote name='Hookahmania'] Know what your problem is, I don't think you have had your ass beat in life, I hope one day It happens, like if we ever meet a one of the hookah parties. :wink:[/quote] :roll: Ok, tough guy, this is the "Jokes and Such" forum. lets just cool our jets for a moment here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookahmania Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 hey, I can rage sometimes, it's that fucking bipolar, and yes im in anger management, but man I get hot real fast, but I also chill real quick, thats just how my moods are, so if you say no beef, ill chill, and ill share my shisha at a hookah party, but if not, well it'l just be another party I get kicked out of, but ill man up and say sorry, ill chill, I just wanna talk hookah and be friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanguineSolitude Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 im of the opinion that if God did exist, which is unlikely, he wouldnt forgive people who are banking on his forgiving them. For example when people are "christians" and do bad things and say god will forgive me. and then do more bad things and say god will forgive me... at some point Gods gonna be like fuck off guys. if you assume before you commit a sin that you will be forgiven afterwords, thats not what is meant by forgiveness. Forgiveness is for lapses in composure not for letting you off the hook everytime you fuck up. so all these thugs talking about theyre going to heaven and that they kill people, sell drugs, etc. should probably realize that Gods not a big fan of hypocrites. Most of the bible is a bunch of B.S. crafted to make the underpriviledged feel better and keep them in their place. I mean think about it, jesus comes along and says oh yeah guys this life is pretty shit isnt it, youre oppressed by the rich and powerful. know what would make it better? no not trying to change the system... but wait when you die youll go to a maaaagical land where you poor people will be in charge. i have no problem with your religious... i have problems with faith without logic. read the bible or quran or what have you and actually examine what it says and whether or not it makes sense. then again since God probably doesnt exist and since jesus was just a dude its not a big deal. and def chill dude. According to most religions if god is real and we make fun of him we're going to hell anyways. no need for you to risk your eternal salvation by breaking commandments in order to try and send us there. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macho555 Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 I for one welcome our new Dino Pope masters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukasa Posted October 20, 2006 Author Share Posted October 20, 2006 [quote name='Hookahmania'] hey, I can rage sometimes, it's that fucking bipolar, and yes im in anger management, but man I get hot real fast, but I also chill real quick, thats just how my moods are, so if you say no beef, ill chill, and ill share my shisha at a hookah party, but if not, well it'l just be another party I get kicked out of, but ill man up and say sorry, ill chill, I just wanna talk hookah and be friends. [/quote] What is this "hookah party" you keep talking about... is it metaphorical? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukasa Posted October 20, 2006 Author Share Posted October 20, 2006 [quote name='Macho555']I for one welcome our new Dino Pope masters![/quote] Dino Trinity: The Raptor, the Egg, and the Holy ghost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macho555 Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 [quote name='Lukasa'][quote name='Macho555']I for one welcome our new Dino Pope masters![/quote] Dino Trinity: The Raptor, the Egg, and the Holy ghost.[/quote] Oops, I giggled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macho555 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 I just had to do it. Theres this one Jesus Freak type women at work, constantly getting on my ass about swearing, using the lords name in vain, my makeup, wearing all black, etc, etc... I printed out that picture and put it on the kitchen bulliten board. XDDD she didnt know who it was, but she nearly shit a brick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizzyGuy Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Damnit, man! That's when you set up a hidden cam! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macho555 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 She didnt actually say anything, she just got this really pissed off look and kept staring at it. All in all, I think I done good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angemonkwj Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 QUOTE (Lukasa) ALL HAIL OUR NEW LORD AND MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!! im thinking of making this my new background on my computer when i get home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macho555 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 XD They took it down at work, and the manager told the women to lighten up. Best idea EVER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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