MilqueToast Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 I have a hard enough time remember people-names let alone names for inanimate objects. I have a dog named Noodle though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookahmania Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 I love to name my shit, so hear it go's...... Car: I call my Red Firebird formula V8, 5.7 liter, LT-1 engine, Quad Exhaust System, with T-tops, "MEGATRON", becuse I got a Decepticon logo on it, But it is still a she. People tell me to call her "Hot rod" the Autobot, and "kit" from knight Rider, but it was to gay for me, no offence J-DAWG, I know you like Knight Rider and Hasselhoff, but "kit" got on my nerves .( So sorry, I have to brag, It's one of the only things I got going for me :cry: ) PC: I named it "SKYNET" becuse I hope it will one day become self aware and will be my best friend and make me a Terminator model 101 endo skeleton! Hot tub: "GRANDPA'S CAULDRON" ( It's not mine, its my grandpa's, who I live with, but he don't even use it, so it't like mine becuse I use it at least once a week.) My black cat: "Darkness" My ex-girlfriend: "Dead" juss kidding, I call her a "fucking crazy bitch" New Girlfriend: "she Sucks" becuse she won't smoke hookah with me. Her ass is gonna be called "gone" if I find a sexy-hookah-smoking-girl. :wink: And at last, but not by any means least, is what I call my Egyptan hookah: EXODUS! Becuse I delivered it form Egypt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumonshoe Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 My old hookah was named 'Betty'. I am still trying to come up with a name for the new one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvansLight Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 we still need to think of a name for the new hookah in our group. well hell i also need to name my van XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpimpitox Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 my 21inch egyptian is named the OG! my syrian, chinese mini, and mya bohemian have no names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicholae Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 my cheap brass hookah is called Gunther, dont know where i got that name from. the three hosed egyptian is called Helen, from Helen of Troy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thepeug Posted October 17, 2006 Share Posted October 17, 2006 My QT is a bit of an aristocrat: Sir Honorable Phi Robert Thompson Drake III. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c4r80n Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 No name here. But thinking about a name for my Mya QT...maybe... Stumpy Sir-Smokes-A-Lot My Precious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAHkoo Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 i renamed my QT to cutie and my pumpkin i named it POS (piece of shit) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityboyyy Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 i named my qt green fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poria Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 I bought my hookah about 4 years ago, a 3.5 footer, huge, and my friend just recently modded the external ice chamber found on one of the other threads. Long story short, I think I have the best name for my hookah, named it Stigmata! - Poria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allia22 Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Red 2 hose Egyptian, first one: GeminiSmiley's $15 Fatuta: My Little FriendKhalil Mamoun Hafa: Blueberry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBY Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 My hookah (pictured in the "Hookah Table I built" Forum post) I named Blau Heizen 2007 Pronouced Bl-owe like in ouch Hi-zin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpihookah Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 My blue Mya QT I named "Shazaam!" I used to have a 3 hose mya that I called "Wobbles" after this 3 legged cat that would hang around my fraternity house."Gindaley" is a single hose that I bought in Montreal. We named it after this smoking hot waitress at Stogies on Rue Crescent.Also, my roommate and I made a huge makeshift hookah out of a 5 gallon water jug and pvc piping that we named "Big Gay Al" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rrrrramos Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 (edited) My roommates and I have all the hookahs in our place named after superheros (or supervillans)So far the list is as follows:The Green Lantern: 3 hose Syrian from SocialSmoke, green base and green hose coversMagneto: Silver Mya AcrylicMr. Freeze: 2 hose 20" Modern w/ light blue baseThe Punisher: Gunmetal StargateFlash: Tiny 18" 1 hose, red base and red/pinkish colored hose.So far thats it, but I'll be picking up another this week, and will thus have to pick a new superhero.Also. I had a little hookah before I moved that I didn't really like but it got the job done. I called it "Squeak" as in "I heard your sisters going out with SQUEAK!" If you've seen BASEketball I'm sure you'll get the reference. Edited September 13, 2007 by rrrrramos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace of Hearts Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 QUOTE (Hookahmania @ Oct 15 2006, 01:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>My ex-girlfriend: "Dead" juss kidding, I call her a "fucking crazy bitch" New Girlfriend: "she Sucks" becuse she won't smoke hookah with me. Her ass is gonna be called "gone" if I find a sexy-hookah-smoking-girl. :wink:I must admit when I read this I almost splled my rum and coke becuase i laughed so hard.. QUOTE (rpihookah @ Sep 13 2007, 01:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Also, my roommate and I made a huge makeshift hookah out of a 5 gallon water jug and pvc piping that we named "Big Gay Al" That too.. I should really stop drinking next to my computer.. Either way, I don't name my stuff either.. it feels tacky.. but if I could come up with something as creative as"Billy Bong Thorton" or "Wesley Pipes" like in Half Baked, I might be more inclined.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Washerdryercmbo Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 I have Luna and Agent 47 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlmasonaea Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 I've got a tall slender pipe named Elinor, and a QT named Kayla. Looking at purchasing another and it'll probably have a name too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leadpipecinch21 Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 my first hookah is sahara, it's a small 17 inch modern junior. My big egyptian hasn't been named yet, i'm waiting on something to come to mind that would be really good for it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamscott06 Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 The Blue Genie! I'v got one of those rotator ones and yep, the Blue Genie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callez Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Me and my buddy named his 2 hoser: 'marie' after a girl he really had/has the hots forso anytime that we smoke, we can say: now you can go suck mariecorny but yeah... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillZedKill Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Well, most people exclaim "wtf omg thats bad ass!" when they see my syrian.. so we'll just call it that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese// Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Double Piper - The Sheikh of BigpuffistanOld Single piper - Dr. StrangeloveMini-hub - Professor Odd-bodBong - Comrade Commodore Crystal Meffin'My friends single piper - Little SquirtMy friend's double piper - Zwie Shwanze (I told him not to name it that.)I'm gonna name my next hub/bong Vice Chancellor of Lung Cancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necro-I-Omen Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 (edited) QUOTE (BlueCaterpillar @ Oct 13 2006, 04:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Naturally I decided to name my hookah. I have yet to pick something really good, I was thinking of maybe calling it Saladin, but I'm still not sure. What, if anything, have you guys named yours?dude holy shit, thats what I named my latest hookah lol. I think every hookah should be given a middle eastern name, mine are Imam and Saladin Edited August 14, 2009 by delSol_si quoted NHT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 My stargate is named Gizmo and my QT/Bamino combo is Renegade since it's garnet and gold themed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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