Iron Lung Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 My best friend just decided to knock my hookah off the table on to the kitchen floor. Now the base is in about a billion peices and the bowl has a fat chip out of it. I think im going to kill myself without my hookah... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizzyGuy Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Is that your only bowl? Make him replace the hookah, but in the mean time, get creative and see if you can build yourself a hookah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Lung Posted October 14, 2006 Author Share Posted October 14, 2006 Funny you say that im trying to think up somethin now, i have an empty milk jug but i cant think of how to seal it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Yeah, I would feel the same. Thats sucks man. And with my friends they woudn;t be able to afford to replace the vase, hopefully your friend can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Lung Posted October 14, 2006 Author Share Posted October 14, 2006 He can and will but I want to smoke right now. Its funny seconds after it happened my body and mind craved hokah more than ever before. People... always wanting what they cant have Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Well, maybe you can trick yourself into thinking you are becoming a better person by going without until it is replaced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookahmania Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 8) First of all, ya need to stop calling um friends and put there ass on da street corner to turn sum tricks, da bitches, make some bread and get a pimp hookah.( Turning tricks is another word for something prostitutes do for the Ghetto inept.)In da mean time, shit homeboy, hopefully you remember how to make a ghetto bong, and add sum hoses, I could do it, but it would not be pretty. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Lung Posted October 14, 2006 Author Share Posted October 14, 2006 Its not working... i think this is the end... everything is getting so dark... im cold... goodbye world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushrat Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 [url="http://www.hookahforum.com/home-made-hookah-jose-hookah-56k-go-smoke-a-bowl-t5317,highlight,diy.html"]http://www.hookahforum.com/home-made-hooka...hlight,diy.html[/url] You mught also go down to a tj max, or someplace that has cheap glass vases..we have a few threads about that... If its a part thats not getting hot..like where your vase meets the stem, use and epoxy or even hot glue... I guess your hookah HIT harder than Ali in his prime...seriously though..sorry for your loss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauldavis Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 [quote name='I Make Thunderheads']People... always wanting what they cant have [/quote]Sacred cows make the best hamburger... good 'ol Mark Twain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PersianPride Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 I have seen worst incidents. Some stupid drunk chic knocked over my friends $150 dollar hookah awhile ago breaking it in the process. However that stupid drunk chic happened to be the best friend of another chic he was trying to get good with. So knowing that forcing her best friend to pay money she didn't have wasn't going to make him look too chivalric he didn't even ask for compensation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAHkoo Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 its the nicotine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skimo Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 I think you should rig up another Jose hookah lol, its always a better smoke when you built the hookah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mushrat Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Persian: it work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 Hey bro, you could always make a vase using your friend's skull. Just dig him back up, retrieve the skull, bury his sorry carcus again, clean the skull, plaster up the extra holes, put a hole in the top for your stem and start smokin!!! Any friend of mine break my hookah is gonna be my hookah!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macho555 Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 O_O A skull hookah. I know now what I must do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PersianPride Posted October 14, 2006 Share Posted October 14, 2006 [quote name='mushrat']Persian: it work?[/quote] Yeah it did actually. Personally I would have chosen the hookah over the girl 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR Bubble Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Being that it's almost Halloween, Get a pumpkin, carve a hole in the top the same size as your stem. However, you need to find a way to clean the contents out of a hole about 2" in diameter. Know anyone who's a mortician? MR Bubble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizzyGuy Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 [quote name='MR Bubble']Being that it's almost Halloween, Get a pumpkin, carve a hole in the top the same size as your stem. However, you need to find a way to clean the contents out of a hole about 2" in diameter. Know anyone who's a mortician? MR Bubble[/quote] LMAO! A real Hookah pumpkin! And you know what is sad? I'm very, very tempted to do this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookahmania Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 [quote name='Scalliwag']Hey bro, you could always make a vase using your friend's skull. Just dig him back up, retrieve the skull, bury his sorry carcus again, clean the skull, plaster up the extra holes, put a hole in the top for your stem and start smokin!!! Any friend of mine break my hookah is gonna be my hookah!!! [/quote] you think thats funny but there was a guy on yahoo news not to long ago who did grave rob and make a bong out of a human skull, google it and i bet u will find it.Oh look, i found it for ya, this guy needs help. :shock: [url="http://www.wpxi.com/news/9447058/detail.html"]http://www.wpxi.com/news/9447058/detail.html[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukasa Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Roll shisha cigs. Do it for science. Tell us how it goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Burned shisha is bad enough through a hookah, a cigarette would probably be even worse. And I doubt it would stay lit, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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