bradfordr Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Guys, I had a bit of a problem last night. (No, not [i]that[/i] kind of problem) I come home from a long day of school and work and am hoping to smoke some good shisha. I load up the bowl, head out to my back porch and start to smoke. It's late afternoon, early evening. I don't know about everyone in the rest of Canada, but here in Montreal its starting to get COLD at night! Is winter almost here already? I called it quits early, too cold! I'm not going to insult my parents by smoking in their house, and I don't feel like paying 8$ every time I go to the hookah bar! On top of all my troubles, I have an amazing new hookah in the mail. What am I to do??! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingervoodoo Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 move out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 You need to find you a "Suga-Momma"..... a galpal with money and a house!!! If you can find one of those that is nice looking with a hot body that would be one helluva plus, but for now just some money and a house is all you really need, well, and enough beer that she starts looking good after no more than 3 Anything more than three you're gonna need an upgrade quick!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Patio Heaters are you friends. Cheaper Patio Heater : Hair Dryer on an extension lead [Don't try this in the rain] Aimed up either your jumper or trouser leg! JD - Hairdryer man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradfordr Posted October 22, 2006 Author Share Posted October 22, 2006 [quote name='Johnny_D']Patio Heaters are you friends. Cheaper Patio Heater : Hair Dryer on an extension lead [Don't try this in the rain] Aimed up either your jumper or trouser leg! JD - Hairdryer man.[/quote] LOL, excellent idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 you seriously think that is a better idea than a suga-momma with a house? As far as the beer goes, here is a good indicator to know how that should work [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvNGsbSWyr0"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvNGsbSWyr0[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradfordr Posted October 22, 2006 Author Share Posted October 22, 2006 [quote name='Scalliwag']you seriously think that is a better idea than a suga-momma with a house? As far as the beer goes, here is a good indicator to know how that should workhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvNGsbSWyr0[/quote] hahaha, excellent video! I'm only 21, none of my sugar momma's have their own houses yet! In time, in time.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 you need a "Suga-MILF" then!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradfordr Posted October 22, 2006 Author Share Posted October 22, 2006 [quote name='Scalliwag']you need a "Suga-MILF" then!!!![/quote] Indeed I do!! Actually, I heard your mom's pretty hot.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Well, if you like them in their late 60's!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 I got to thinking about something. Somebody on the chat said that their girlfriend has an authentic teepee. If your parents would allow it and you had room you could set one of those up. Those are made so you can build fires in them so a camp heater would work well (as opposed to a tent) Unless your porch is enclosed you will still be miserable when it gets really cold. Plus a teepee would be pretty damn cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 [quote name='Scalliwag']Well, if you like them in their late 60's!!! [/quote] Don't knock it 'till you Tried it Gentlemen Even the older ladies need some love! JD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 [quote name='Johnny_D'][quote name='Scalliwag']Well, if you like them in their late 60's!!! [/quote] Don't knock it 'till you Tried it Gentlemen Even the older ladies need some love! JD[/quote]I'd be skeered of that. Once they pull off the packaging, what looked good before may not even be in the same zipcode? When their belly button is between their @@'s you'll lose your ambition awfully quick!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizzyGuy Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Imagine pulling apart a grilled cheese sammich. Nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 [quote name='DizzyGuy']Imagine pulling apart a grilled cheese sammich. Nuff said.[/quote]YUCK!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumonshoe Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 [quote name='DizzyGuy']Imagine pulling apart a grilled cheese sammich. Nuff said.[/quote] I think i just vomited a little. Try one of these: [url="http://www.canadiantire.ca/browse/product_detail.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=1408474396672323&bmUID=1161538720267&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524441902335&assortment=primary&fromSearch=true"]http://www.canadiantire.ca/browse/product_...fromSearch=true[/url] YOu can get more expensive ones too. The nice thing about these is that the propane canisters for these will last about 2-3 hrs each and you can buy a pack of 3 canisters for liek 9$ from Canadian Tire. Edit: I stand corrected: "Operates up to 7 hours on a 16.4oz disposable propane cylinder" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradfordr Posted October 22, 2006 Author Share Posted October 22, 2006 Interesting... what about this one?: [url="http://www.canadiantire.ca/browse/product_detail.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=1408474396673163&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524443249092&bmUID=1161539874634&assortment=primary&fromSearch=true"]http://www.canadiantire.ca/browse/product_...fromSearch=true[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtemes Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 just smoke in ur room. im from canada also and in the winter it was way too cold so i lit a bowl inside and honestly now ive done it soo many times and theres absolutely no smell or anything. the only smell is while ur smokin and it smells delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al-bab Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Ask the guy over at Cafe Authentic (saint catherine and St. Laurent) if he minds if you smoke your own Hookah...just give him a few dollars or order some food...the tea and tuna panini is great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumonshoe Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 [quote name='bradfordr']Interesting... what about this one?: [url="http://www.canadiantire.ca/browse/product_detail.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=1408474396673163&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524443249092&bmUID=1161539874634&assortment=primary&fromSearch=true"]http://www.canadiantire.ca/browse/product_...fromSearch=true[/url][/quote] I find that if you are outside, propane will create a lot more heat, and there is less chance of electrocution compared to an electric heater... which are strictly indoor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizzyGuy Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 If going electric, I suggest a double ceremic heater. That propane one is nifty just because, well, no cords necessary. They are way overpriced on that site though lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradfordr Posted October 23, 2006 Author Share Posted October 23, 2006 [quote name='al-bab']Ask the guy over at Cafe Authentic (saint catherine and St. Laurent) if he minds if you smoke your own Hookah...just give him a few dollars or order some food...the tea and tuna panini is great.[/quote] A fellow Montrealer?? I thought I was the only one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradfordr Posted October 23, 2006 Author Share Posted October 23, 2006 [quote name='DizzyGuy']If going electric, I suggest a double ceremic heater. That propane one is nifty just because, well, no cords necessary. They are way overpriced on that site though lol[/quote] Well, not horribly overpriced. Factor in tht those are Canadian Dollars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al-bab Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 [quote]A fellow Montrealer?? I thought I was the only one![/quote] Haha, i'm from Montreal but go to school in Boston...up in montreal every couple of months Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.ryan Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Move to Vancouver... problem solved! :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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