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Guys, I had a bit of a problem last night. (No, not [i]that[/i] kind of problem)

I come home from a long day of school and work and am hoping to smoke some good shisha.

I load up the bowl, head out to my back porch and start to smoke. It's late afternoon, early evening. I don't know about everyone in the rest of Canada, but here in Montreal its starting to get COLD at night! Is winter almost here already?

I called it quits early, too cold! I'm not going to insult my parents by smoking in their house, and I don't feel like paying 8$ every time I go to the hookah bar! On top of all my troubles, I have an amazing new hookah in the mail.

What am I to do??!
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You need to find you a "Suga-Momma"..... a galpal with money and a house!!! If you can find one of those that is nice looking with a hot body that would be one helluva plus, but for now just some money and a house is all you really need, well, and enough beer that she starts looking good after no more than 3 :) Anything more than three you're gonna need an upgrade quick!!!
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[quote name='Johnny_D']Patio Heaters are you friends.

Cheaper Patio Heater : Hair Dryer on an extension lead [Don't try this in the rain]
Aimed up either your jumper or trouser leg!

JD - Hairdryer man.[/quote]

LOL, excellent idea!
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you seriously think that is a better idea than a suga-momma with a house?
As far as the beer goes, here is a good indicator to know how that should work [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvNGsbSWyr0"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvNGsbSWyr0[/url]
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[quote name='Scalliwag']you seriously think that is a better idea than a suga-momma with a house?
As far as the beer goes, here is a good indicator to know how that should workhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvNGsbSWyr0[/quote]

hahaha, excellent video! I'm only 21, none of my sugar momma's have their own houses yet! In time, in time....
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I got to thinking about something. Somebody on the chat said that their girlfriend has an authentic teepee. If your parents would allow it and you had room you could set one of those up. Those are made so you can build fires in them so a camp heater would work well (as opposed to a tent) Unless your porch is enclosed you will still be miserable when it gets really cold.
Plus a teepee would be pretty damn cool. :)
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[quote name='Johnny_D'][quote name='Scalliwag']Well, if you like them in their late 60's!!! ;)[/quote]

Don't knock it 'till you Tried it Gentlemen :P

Even the older ladies need some love!

JD[/quote]I'd be skeered of that. Once they pull off the packaging, what looked good before may not even be in the same zipcode? When their belly button is between their @@'s you'll lose your ambition awfully quick!!!
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[quote name='DizzyGuy']Imagine pulling apart a grilled cheese sammich.

Nuff said.[/quote]


I think i just vomited a little.

Try one of these:
[url="http://www.canadiantire.ca/browse/product_detail.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=1408474396672323&bmUID=1161538720267&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524441902335&assortment=primary&fromSearch=true"]http://www.canadiantire.ca/browse/product_...fromSearch=true[/url]
YOu can get more expensive ones too. The nice thing about these is that the propane canisters for these will last about 2-3 hrs each and you can buy a pack of 3 canisters for liek 9$ from Canadian Tire.

Edit: I stand corrected: "Operates up to 7 hours on a 16.4oz disposable propane cylinder"
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Interesting... what about this one?:
[url="http://www.canadiantire.ca/browse/product_detail.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=1408474396673163&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524443249092&bmUID=1161539874634&assortment=primary&fromSearch=true"]http://www.canadiantire.ca/browse/product_...fromSearch=true[/url]
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just smoke in ur room. im from canada also and in the winter it was way too cold so i lit a bowl inside and honestly now ive done it soo many times and theres absolutely no smell or anything. the only smell is while ur smokin and it smells delicious.
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[quote name='bradfordr']Interesting... what about this one?:
[url="http://www.canadiantire.ca/browse/product_detail.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=1408474396673163&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524443249092&bmUID=1161539874634&assortment=primary&fromSearch=true"]http://www.canadiantire.ca/browse/product_...fromSearch=true[/url][/quote]

I find that if you are outside, propane will create a lot more heat, and there is less chance of electrocution compared to an electric heater... which are strictly indoor.
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[quote name='al-bab']Ask the guy over at Cafe Authentic (saint catherine and St. Laurent) if he minds if you smoke your own Hookah...just give him a few dollars or order some food...the tea and tuna panini is great.[/quote]

A fellow Montrealer?? I thought I was the only one!
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[quote name='DizzyGuy']If going electric, I suggest a double ceremic heater.  That propane one is nifty just because, well, no cords necessary.  They are way overpriced on that site though lol[/quote]

Well, not horribly overpriced. Factor in tht those are Canadian Dollars
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