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So, the other day I was enjoying some blackberry al amir while watching cartoons on saturday (yes, I still watch cartoons) and I went to grab my ash tray to start breaking down my hookah and I had forgotten that I had place a smaller coal in there earlier, but did not realize it because there was so much ash in the tray...and, of course I burned the shit out of my left index finger...luckily im not left handed....So, in light on my injury I thought it would be interesting to hear other peoples burn stories...

heres a pic of the damage, of course im a freak and I popped the blister....I personally believe that this promotes healing, just a personal opinion....


[img]http://i13.tinypic.com/4fw4pys.jpg[/img]

**It may look small but that doesnt mean that it doesnt hurt** :?

[b]Lesson learned....CLEAN OUT YOUR ASH TRAY AND DONT FORGET THAT YOU PUT COALS IN IT[/b]
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I do that all the time. Whe I'm at the Lounge I burn my self that way at least two to three times a 8 hour shift. The funny part is I'm the one that put the Hot coal on the tray. Dumb Ass Me
Smiley 8)
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Well my worst burn story was not from a hookah. I was a welder for a long time before I moved into I.T. I was replacing staircases at an apartment complex and was under a three story staircase on a ladder with a cutting torch, my ladder was not quite tall enough so it was already awkward. The second step from the top was above and kinda behind me. So I was cutting it in a really odd position from fairly high up. This is leading to something you guys will find funny folks... I promise. So I am cutting on one of the step brackets and a piece of hot slag (molten metal) about as big around as a dime pops and goes down the back of my shirt, goes south and down the back of my pants and pulls into the driveway between my butt!!!!
So I am holding a torch with one hand, the ladder with another with a meteorite making a crater in my ass!!!! :( Except to fall was about the only thing to make things worse so I just had to hold on until it grew tired of burning my ass.
I will post a pic of the scar later ;)
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oh, and Ms. Scalli said I should use a "feminine product" for a bandage!!!! Mean ass wench!!! She was calling all her friends and family and laughing the entire time. Telling me shit like "that hot ass gotta a little hotter!!" (I kinda liked that one though cuz my sister in law said that and pissed Ms. Scalli off!) She was handing them the phone so they could give me shit about it! She never really was a very nice person :(
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HAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

Thats funny!!! I don't think that I would recommend using a pad (feminine hygiene product) as a bandaid though...Thats gross and just wrong....Naughty Ms. Scalli!!!
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I was at a bonfire at a beach this past summer, everyone was chilling around the fire when there's a big pop a peice of burning ember flies out and gets trapped between my toes! I jump up and start cussing trying to get it off while it was still stuck in between my toes. I finally got it out an eternity (maybe 15 seconds later) and my toes were so burnt. 3 months later it's finally almost done healing.

I still think Scalli's sounds more painful, and more of a freak occurance.
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Wow who would of guessed what this topic would lead to lol.

one of our worst experiences was at out local shisha bar with a fresh lit quicklite burning all over and we had some MJ mixed with mint in a big handheld hookah, so the only thing holding the coals on was about a 5mm tinfoil wall. anyways, there were 5 of us. D was in the corner and M was next to him with the hookah. D's phone rang, he looked at it stood up and ran outside, knocking the coal onto M's shirt, who jumped and knocked it onto his own hand then onto the chair then onto the floor. Total damage: a nice burn on his t-shirt, a big round burn on his hand and a perfectly circular burn on the seat.
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[quote name='MrGuy']Wow who would of guessed what this topic would lead to lol.

one of our worst experiences was at out local shisha bar with a fresh lit quicklite burning all over and we had some MJ mixed with mint in a big handheld hookah, so the only thing holding the coals on was about a 5mm tinfoil wall. anyways, there were 5 of us. D was in the corner and M was next to him with the hookah. D's phone rang, he looked at it stood up and ran outside, knocking the coal onto M's shirt, who jumped and knocked it onto his own hand then onto the chair then onto the floor. Total damage: a nice burn on his t-shirt, a big round burn on his hand and a perfectly circular burn on the seat.[/quote]

Haha, drugs and charcoal do not mix well!!!
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lmao rofl, roflmmfao.... scally i being a ex welder too thats just friggin funny XD

my worst burn comes from metal shop. I was bending some 1" solid round, and didnt have the glove on, but had it wrapped around the metal. i heated up the metal with the torch till glowing red, and started bending. And boom, my hand slips off the glove and meets glowing hot metal XD no scar cause i know how to stop burns from scaring. it burned all 4 of my fingers. i just went home and dumped out a whole bottle of aloe vera and shoved my hand in it for a few hours. no more burn XD
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[quote name='JonnysGirl']Yeah didnt professional boxers use tampons for nose bleeds?[/quote]
we wrestlers still use mini tampons for nose bleeds. they are called tampons, but theyre just tiny little cylindrical wads made with the tampon material. fun stuff.
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Haha, see I knew it...How is it that men refuse to go to the store and buy us our stuff but they are willing to be seen with one stuck up their noses??? That seems odd to me
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[quote name='EvansLight']lmao rofl, roflmmfao.... scally i being a ex welder too thats just friggin funny XD

my worst burn comes from metal shop. I was bending some 1" solid round, and didnt have the glove on, but had it wrapped around the metal. i heated up the metal with the torch till glowing red, and started bending. And boom, my hand slips off the glove and meets glowing hot metal XD no scar cause i know how to stop burns from scaring. it burned all 4 of my fingers. i just went home and dumped out a whole bottle of aloe vera and shoved my hand in it for a few hours. no more burn XD[/quote]

Have you ever heard of a "carbon arc gouger"? It is a pure carbon rod on a special rod holder that uses compressed air. When you make an arc it melts the metal and the compressed air blows the metal away. I worked in a heavy plate shop where some steel was up to 8 inches thick. Alot of the work was DOT so it have to be x-rayed. To get the bad spots in a really deep weld a gouger is a life saver. But they can eat your ass up and spit it out in a heart beat if you mess up or if any poor bastage makes the mistake if getting near the molten spray.
Getting into any type of vessel using one the odds were against you not taking burns no matter how well you tried to protect yourself.

There is nothing like a 100 degree Texas day being covered top to bottom in leather and getting inside a freaking steel enclosure with a gouger. I work on servers for a defense contractor and hearing people talk about how "rough and demanding" their jobs is quite amazing from my perspective.
Needless to say my hardest day in an IT job was easier than my best day in a welding shop.
All the gourgers I ever used were handheld. But you can look at the picture on this website and see how fun you think it would be to use one, especially overhead. [url="http://www.chsymington.com/"]http://www.chsymington.com/[/url]
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[quote name='No Show']yea my dad is a welder....i hear all sorts of stories of burns and such...hes the same way when he hears people talk about how hard their jobs are.  I have respect for welders....especially here in TX![/quote]

Word to the wise don't ever call the ol' man out in the yard ;) That shit keeps you in shape. Even guys that look fat can hit like mules.
back when I welded it was mostly bikers and illegals and most of my co-workers now would not have been able to kick even the weakest ones arse. A couple of the guys I work with dropped by a shop I used to work at because we were in the area and met a few of my old buddies and agreed their was nobody they met there they would want to throw down with. The guys (welders) were giving me shit because I was wearing business casual.
So basically my old co-workers and my new co-workers all seen me in a different light after that day ;)
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i was at jasmines cafe night with a bunch of old friends. well this guy i was with was higher than a motherfucker. well anways the coal fell off the hookah into the tray. well his dumbass didnt want to wait for some tongs. what he did was pick it up with his fingers. he almost had it back on the hookah when he felt the pain. he then tossed the coal up in the air and it almost went down some huge black guys shirt. it was crazy!!
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