dikydave Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 I dont know about me being in the toilet group, but i regularly take my hookah with me and relax in the bathtub or jacuzzi, just doesnt get any better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidhucer Posted October 31, 2006 Share Posted October 31, 2006 [quote name='Johnny_D'][quote name='MR Bubble']Hahaha!! We used to have this guy on the forum who used to blow mud whenever he smoked. One day he blew mud in his pants because his smoke session was so good, he didn't want to get up and go crap in the can! Hahaha! MR Bubble[/quote] that is so [img]http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m273/Johnny_w_D/sick.gif[/img]... WRONG. What is this fixation with taking a dump whilst smoking?! You need Fibre in your diet ladies! JD - Fibrelicious[/quote] Are you sure he wasn't "Bling Bling" from bum fights haha search for his videos on you tube Funny crackhead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePaulson Posted November 1, 2006 Share Posted November 1, 2006 [quote name='[LB']]as gross as this may sound, hookah smoking usually stimulates a bowel movement from me, or one of my friends. Its kindof a bitch, considering im the onyl one of my friends who has a hookah so everyone takes a dump in my bathroom, but im pretty sure it warms your blood and digestive organs.[/quote] Nicotine does LOTS of things physiologically, one of which is to enduce relaxation of smooth muscle fiber, such as that lining your colon. My old roomie used to come home from a long day of work and smoke his first cigarette as he walked in from his truck. Every now and then, he'd take two or three drags, throw the cigarette aside and RUN, not walk, to the nearest bathroom... funniest thing.... Paulson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonthert Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Oh, yeah, cigar whilest crapping is a joy...especially a nice, big Punch Cuban....Yeah! I used to shower with my hookah...couldn't keep the charcoal lit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Wayne Bandit Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 [quote name='Sonthert']Oh, yeah, cigar whilest crapping is a joy...especially a nice, big Punch Cuban....Yeah! I used to shower with my hookah...couldn't keep the charcoal lit.[/quote] Hey Eric do you smoke cigars? and if so do you allow cigar smoking in your lounge? and if so would you like me to bring some cubans down when we come down on the tenth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil_Spork Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 [quote name='mushrat']course, Yashman also SHOWERS with his hookah, but we aint gonna talk about that.... :roll:[/quote] thats not a half bad idea... i should try that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpimpitox Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 the funny yet maybe disturbing thing about this is im eating while readin this whole thread lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinisterz Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 Whats wrong with taking a dumb while smoking ? I used to smoke cigs and read the maxim back when Im a marlboro smoker. You guys/ladies should try smoking hookah in the toilet, great smoke. But not anymore for me because my bathroom dont have a fan and I hate getting the major headache after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinisterz Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 BTW, the Al Waha Banana was awesome, thick smoke and nice flavor. So far thru steve's case my fav are still strawberry and banana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Just a quick thought.....From my own training and experience, I've learned that when engaging in bowl movements, there is a high probability of releasing methane gas into the air. If you mix the right amount of methane and oxygen, and add an ignition source (hot coal)........use your imagination. Just something to think about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macho555 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 ....Wow. Can you imagine that in a death report? "Well, he was just eating this big bowl of chili right, and then he went into the bathroom...there was just this giant explosion, we don't know what happened..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonthert Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 [quote name='John Wayne Bandit'][quote name='Sonthert']Oh, yeah, cigar whilest crapping is a joy...especially a nice, big Punch Cuban....Yeah! I used to shower with my hookah...couldn't keep the charcoal lit.[/quote] Hey Eric do you smoke cigars? and if so do you allow cigar smoking in your lounge? and if so would you like me to bring some cubans down when we come down on the tenth?[/quote] Reply: yes and yes. We might smoke outside to not annoy the hookah-pansies, but absolutely...what kind of Cubans? I'll bring you my absolute favorite non-Cuban, Hoyo De Monterrey Maduro Sultan. Want to smoke one now, in fact. If you have like, 6 or so people in your group that are way cool, we can blow off the others and go drinkin' at my place after, too. After the lounge closes, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlgeek Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 [quote name='YuoGotOwn3d']Sooo Im guessing someone here has had sex and smoked hookah at the same time?[/quote] Delurking and check, done that. (Why else have all them floor pillows?) 'ish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yashman19 Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 [quote name='girlgeek'][quote name='YuoGotOwn3d'] Sooo Im guessing someone here has had sex and smoked hookah at the same time?[/quote] Delurking and check, done that. (Why else have all them floor pillows?) 'ish[/quote] Dang girl, where in Ca are you from? I KID PEOPLE! Can't I joke around just a little?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 No worries yash. I appreciate your sense of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worr lord Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 [quote name='Sonthert'][quote name='John Wayne Bandit'][quote name='Sonthert']Oh, yeah, cigar whilest crapping is a joy...especially a nice, big Punch Cuban....Yeah! I used to shower with my hookah...couldn't keep the charcoal lit.[/quote] Hey Eric do you smoke cigars? and if so do you allow cigar smoking in your lounge? and if so would you like me to bring some cubans down when we come down on the tenth?[/quote] Reply: yes and yes. We might smoke outside to not annoy the hookah-pansies, but absolutely...what kind of Cubans? I'll bring you my absolute favorite non-Cuban, Hoyo De Monterrey Maduro Sultan. Want to smoke one now, in fact.[/quote] Hoyo Maduros are one of my favorite all-time smokes. Try aging a Dark Sumatra for 4-6 months, they seem to do really well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmahlman Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 what is the wierdest thing anyone has done while smoking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worr lord Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 I haven't tried to pinch one off while smoking, that's for sure. I haven't done anything really weird while smoking, I usually chill on my bed with a beer and watch a little TV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmahlman Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 i haev smoke in a little kids play house, you know those ones with the swing on the side and like a 6 by 6 area to sit in about 6 feet off the ground, witha slide, it was super chill, so chill that you cant even use periods, its that sweet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yonatan Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 you people make me sick. but smoking in the shower sounds like it could be lots of fun i'm gonna try it tonight and tell you how it went EDIT shit, my parents are at home and so is my grandma... ill have to try that some other time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macho555 Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 [quote name='girlgeek'][quote name='YuoGotOwn3d'] Sooo Im guessing someone here has had sex and smoked hookah at the same time?[/quote] Delurking and check, done that. (Why else have all them floor pillows?) 'ish[/quote] I'm pretty sure I'm in love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlgeek Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Thank you all for the warm welcome. Geez. . .Weiredest thing while smoking happened with cloves and a cig holder. I let it dangle from my mouth while talking with friends and I ended up only breathing from the holder, after a minute or two of that I was about ready to fall over. I'd feel foolish, but looking over the threads it seems I'm not the only one who forgets to breathe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitefanatic Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 [quote]I'd feel foolish, but looking over the threads it seems I'm not the only one who forgets to breathe.[/quote] Guilty. Honestly, oxygen is highly overated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worr lord Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Am I the only one that read the title and thought he used his toilet instead of a hookah base? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizzyGuy Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 [quote name='worr lord']Am I the only one that read the title and thought he used his toilet instead of a hookah base?[/quote] Ahhhhahaha, probably so... but hey, if the juice leaks down the stem into the "base", all you have to do is flush for fresh water! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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