Scheetz Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 scalli, that vid is ridiculous. You my friend, are out of control. Now, I would personally go with the-- Inhale, then kiss/nibble on the neck with a slow exhale. If done right, it looks pretty bad ass, and well it gets the ball rolling. But ultimately do it, cause it looks bad ass. Oh, and you can toss $20 bucks in the trash can and ask em to fish it out. Make sure its nice and buried at the bottom though. (hint: nows your chance) :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
art_official Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 i just noticed this...im doing homework on "the gilded age" the forgetable presidents i swear id i dint know any better scalli is a long lost grandson of president samuel tilden what do you think? idk maybe jusut me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmahlman Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 i see it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allia22 Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Thread bump, sorry, but this is great All right, here's one from personal experience... Hookah Con '06, met up with the Hookah Guys, and well duh, smoked. Hung out for many hours with these people, just friendly conversation, didn't feel anything for anyone. It ends up being around 3 AM and this guy starts blowing smoke in my face. I'm thinking "Oh wow, out of pretty much nowhere, he wants to shotgun. What do I do?" He does it a few more times, finally I take him up on it. Inexperienced me, I thought when you shotgun it's essentially a kiss, so I just threw in my little extras. It gets later than that, so I get my keycard to my room and tell him "I need bed" I do that sometimes, I think it's cute. He didn't see my keycard in my hand and thought I said "I need a bed" so he offers his. I was a little shocked, but... uh... TOTALLY took him up on the offer. No regrets! And it all started with the hookah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 QUOTE (Allia22 @ Jan 6 2007, 08:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Thread bump, sorry, but this is great All right, here's one from personal experience... Hookah Con '06, met up with the Hookah Guys, and well duh, smoked. Hung out for many hours with these people, just friendly conversation, didn't feel anything for anyone. It ends up being around 3 AM and this guy starts blowing smoke in my face. I'm thinking "Oh wow, out of pretty much nowhere, he wants to shotgun. What do I do?" He does it a few more times, finally I take him up on it. Inexperienced me, I thought when you shotgun it's essentially a kiss, so I just threw in my little extras. It gets later than that, so I get my keycard to my room and tell him "I need bed" I do that sometimes, I think it's cute. He didn't see my keycard in my hand and thought I said "I need a bed" so he offers his. I was a little shocked, but... uh... TOTALLY took him up on the offer. No regrets! And it all started with the hookah. The moral of the story is miscommunication is the key!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allia22 Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 damn straight! Turns out he didn't even want to shotgun. He was JUST blowing smoke in my face. Insanity, pure confused insanity XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitefanatic Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Thanks for the bump Allia, I completely missed this one.Scalli, as always, you crack me up! Thank you sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camelflage Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Allia, you know that traditionally if a guy blows smoke in a girls face it means he wants to have sex with her; as told to me by a friend after i blew smoke in her face. i mean i wanted to sleep with her anyway but oh well..so guys if you find a girl that knows her stuff she will probably get the hint.and if you can find an excuse to lose you pants, even better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cymptom Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 QUOTE (Allia22 @ Jan 7 2007, 02:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Thread bump, sorry, but this is great All right, here's one from personal experience... Hookah Con '06, met up with the Hookah Guys, and well duh, smoked. Hung out for many hours with these people, just friendly conversation, didn't feel anything for anyone. It ends up being around 3 AM and this guy starts blowing smoke in my face. I'm thinking "Oh wow, out of pretty much nowhere, he wants to shotgun. What do I do?" He does it a few more times, finally I take him up on it. Inexperienced me, I thought when you shotgun it's essentially a kiss, so I just threw in my little extras. It gets later than that, so I get my keycard to my room and tell him "I need bed" I do that sometimes, I think it's cute. He didn't see my keycard in my hand and thought I said "I need a bed" so he offers his. I was a little shocked, but... uh... TOTALLY took him up on the offer. No regrets! And it all started with the hookah. Hmm... this thread finally caught my attention... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 (edited) QUOTE (camelflage @ Jan 7 2007, 06:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Allia, you know that traditionally if a guy blows smoke in a girls face it means he wants to have sex with herDamn, you mean you are supposed to blow smoke to their top frontside and I have been blowing it up their bottom backside all these years? Well this is a little awkward Edited January 7, 2007 by Scalliwag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camelflage Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 QUOTE (Scalliwag @ Jan 7 2007, 05:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Damn, you mean you are supposed to blow smoke to their top frontside and I have been blowing it up their bottom backside all these years? Well this is a little awkward haha, yeah and just the other day this chick told me that women do not hear with their boobs. i was like wtf?!? you're kidding right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 QUOTE (camelflage @ Jan 7 2007, 07:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>QUOTE (Scalliwag @ Jan 7 2007, 05:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Damn, you mean you are supposed to blow smoke to their top frontside and I have been blowing it up their bottom backside all these years? Well this is a little awkward haha, yeah and just the other day this chick told me that women do not hear with their boobs. i was like wtf?!? you're kidding right?Dang, I guess I am wrong on that one too. Whenever I talked dirty to them it always @@ appeared as though they were listening to me That girls seems a little mean. You should have told her that maybe they can't hear but she needs to tell them that it's rude to point too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allia22 Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Wow, I feel as if I have learned something valuable for the future. Wisdom +1!Seriously, I can't stress how oddly and perfectly everything worked out that night. He was pretty much the only one who didn't know he was going to get some. He was packing up his hookah to take with us to the room, so I'm standing there waiting and one of his friends gives me a wink and I grin broadly back. So I thought it was intentional when we got back there found out that he forgot his charcoals and he was quite shocked when I tackled him. Eh, go figure. *shrug* Miscommunication, under the right circumstances, ROCKS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 actually it usually works better that way. When there is planning and scheming going on there it can kill the flow of it. Just going out and having a good time generate the best lays Hell, the goofier I'd get the luckier I seemed to get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpimpitox Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 scalli if you didnt have ms scalli to worry about i would so be your wingman...unless ya can sneak out without her noticing muah ha ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doubon Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 i think that if u wanna give out points u should have some sort of permit.get everyone drunk and lightheaded, after that who cares what u say to the chick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.cOLt.45. Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 reading this thread is giving me a funny feeling in my pants >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fewwdragon Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 replace handcuffs with spare hookah hoses .... (funniest topic ever ... scalli is my hero) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DyinTuLive Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Personaly i think scalliwag is the true genius, Bleedingheart is a hit or miss plan, you either score or you Don't....Scalliwag's plan is based solely on your game...and if u know u have good lady skillz then BAM! your gonna have on hell of a night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 QUOTE (xpimpitox @ Jan 8 2007, 03:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>scalli if you didnt have ms scalli to worry about i would so be your wingman...unless ya can sneak out without her noticing muah ha ha haI am currently the wingman for several female co-workers and a few of their galpals. We go to clubs about twice a month. When one of them sees a guy or guys they are interested in I go over and bullshit with him (or them) and tell them I am highly outnumbered by the womenfolk and ask them if they can give a brutha a hand or whatever oddball idea Shiner happens to come up with at the time. They don't have problems with random guys hitting on them as much with a guy at the table and when ones does they have eye ques to get me to send them off in a polite way. One told a guy I was her husband and she was just sitting away because she was having a private conversation with the girl next to her and I just happened to be looking at him like "what the hell are you doing?" Hehe!!! This shit is damn near an artform and while it has not generated any longterm relationships they have been happy at least for the night I realize this may not sound of any interest to any of you guys, but if you have a group of galpals that are fun to hang with and easy on the eyes, eventually one or more will bring a friend you have not met that may take a liking to you. Here you are taking one for the team makes you look purdy dang darn to some of them So if you know the right group of vixens you can throw the idea off to the one you are closest too. Tell them you know this guy named "Scalliwag", hmmmm, well, don't say his name but tell her he gets his galpals laid on a regular basis..... hmmmmm........Well let's put it this way, if you can't find a way to word it then the odds are you would not make a good wingman!!! ARRRRR!!! Oh, and that's another thing..... say ARRRRRR!!!! a lot and make them say it or else you will have to spank them cause Scalli said so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 QUOTE (DyinTuLive @ Jan 8 2007, 04:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Personaly i think scalliwag is the true genius, Bleedingheart is a hit or miss plan, you either score or you Don't....Scalliwag's plan is based solely on your game...and if u know u have good lady skillz then BAM! your gonna have on hell of a night Now you guys are just makin fun I'm gonna drink a Shinerbock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allia22 Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 lol I've had to do that when I used to party a lot. Good times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeroninja84 Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 My style is to be kind of funny or do stupid little things that get her attention. If your at a cafe get a drink in a glass that has a straw. When she is not looking your way (perhaps talking to someone else), inhale some smoke, take the straw out and blow it (gently, but enough to cause a cloud in front of her face) in her direction. The normal reaction to this that she will take a couple seconds to realise that something is going on and jerk her head back, then she will look around or in directly at you if she can instantly tell where its coming from (at least half the time she will have no idea and you might need to let yourself get caught like i do). then play it off however you want, I personally keep the straw near my mouth to make it obvious what i did then give a playful flirty smirk and say something along the lines of "what, it wasnt me." Ive gotten it to work every time but then again this type of stupid sh*t comes natural to me. but good luck bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerodynamic Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 hahahah, arrrrrrrr! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allia22 Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 urrgh... I've had a lot of that sort of thing done to me in class. It comes off as kinda juvenile if you say it wasn't you. Just leave it at the playful smirk but don't deny. That's playful, therefore cool (to me at least. all chicks are different, CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED) If she takes it well and likes you but still isn't in to you (fuck-wise), at the end of that night when she says bye to everyone and prepares to leave you can at least go "oh, I don't get a hug?" and get a hug... and I know for a fact guys think more of hugs than chicks do. damn boobs...me = chick to guy translator. Seriously. I've done this before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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