DizzyGuy Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 QUOTE (SanguineSolitude)just as a warning before someone tries that... its likely to get you either put in jail... or sexytime. make romantic explosion in her vagine. You put it in her, or bubba puts it in you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shavo989 Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 This has turned into one of the funniest threads ever. QUOTE (Scalliwag)Tell her you won the nobel peace prize or sumthin and make a bogus video to confirm it, at least for the night :)http://www.scalliwag.com/arrrr.wmv Yeah, and Scalli, you're the fucking man!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 QUOTE (Shavo989)QUOTE (Scalliwag)Tell her you won the nobel peace prize or sumthin and make a bogus video to confirm it, at least for the night :)http://www.scalliwag.com/arrrr.wmv Scalli, you're the fucking man!!! Yer! I'll vote for that! Scalli is SO the man! Nice work Chief JD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 thanks, I have this cool video program called Visual Communicator and it has some demo stuff in it. I just hit record and start yapping along with whatever happens to come to mind If you took your time you could pull off some really funny shit. Record a show an some commercials leading into something like that and bring unsuspecting people over and inconspicuously kick on the TV after you start up a DVD with it going. Go make drinks keeping the remote handy to pause it if they go to the bathroom or something. Tell the reporter you really like living a humble life and that most of your friends just think you are a waiter (or whatever the hell it is you actually do). You could finish off at the end saying "Oh, Hi Amanda" or whoever it is you are trying to impress. Ya probably don't wanna use the line about getting the reporter's sister preggers unless your date has a really good sense of humor! If any of you try this and get laid, you owe me and Shiner!!! I have pulled pretty outrageous shit on friends and family so if you ever need ideas.... lemme or Shiner know. Oh, and ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! On the Ipod idea I gave earlier you could record some messages between or even during songs that say something like "damn you look shabangin tonite" and when she gives you that startled look give her a "what's wrong with you look" and when she tells you what she just heard you tell her "ooops, youmust be reading my mind' Can you guys tell that I had to get pretty creative to get laid? Being an ugly mofro kinda forced me into that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_D Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 QUOTE (Scalliwag)Can you guys tell that I had to get pretty creative to get laid? Being an ugly mofro kinda forced me into that. From one ugly mofro to another... It pays off in the end.... What we lack in the looks departement.... we make up in the skills department!!!!!! Ugly Loving FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieces Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Scalli... if it were possible, I'd let you have my babies. Instead, we should just hang out and smoke hookah. Maybe I can get some o' that nobel prize winnin' stuff rubbed off *gives Scalli the Nobel Peace Prize he bought on sale for $5* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lakemonster Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 I feel dirty now...... I need to give my soul a kwik rinse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 QUOTE (Lakemonster)I feel dirty now...... I need to give my soul a kwik rinse. try Shinerbock, werks fer me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 QUOTE (Pieces)Scalli... if it were possible, I'd let you have my babies. Instead, we should just hang out and smoke hookah. Maybe I can get some o' that nobel prize winnin' stuff rubbed off *gives Scalli the Nobel Peace Prize he bought on sale for $5* Damn Philip? Yer scarin me!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieces Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 QUOTE (Scalliwag)QUOTE (Pieces)Scalli... if it were possible, I'd let you have my babies. Instead, we should just hang out and smoke hookah. Maybe I can get some o' that nobel prize winnin' stuff rubbed off *gives Scalli the Nobel Peace Prize he bought on sale for $5* Damn Philip? Yer scarin me!!! It's ok Scalli, I'll take it slow I'll even make pirate sounds! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Oh, and contribute to the topic at hand... well... I can't. Nothing can be any good after Scalli's video XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlgeek Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Random collection of tips Be funny. If you can make her laugh there is a really good chance she'll go to bed with you. I've seen some real ogres end up with hotties by being funny. As for getting her to talk to you . . .I only speak for myself, but buying me a drink gets you a few minutes at my table. If she touches you during conversation, you're so in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girlgeek Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 double post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scalliwag Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 girlgeek is tellin ya the truth guys. I might add that being natural and not worrying about getting it will get it more often than not. If you put to much thought into just getting laid you are doing yourself and the girl an injustice on having a good time. Be funn y and charismatic and let your weaknesses be a plus. Don't BRAG!!!! But don't seriously bad mouth yourself yourself either. I was with some friends once and we were talking to some girls and my buddies get into a contest of trying to show each other up and everybody was having a good time with it but there was still not an established setting as to who was really interested in whom. One of the guys pop off about being better off in the crotch department than the rest and that insued into a "mine's bigger than yours" bickering between them. It was apparent to me that the ladies were not at all impressed and I was afraid they were getting ready to bail on us so I just blurted out that I could have just as much fun with my little one. I pretty much had pick of the litter from that point even though I was not what most girls would have considered the nicest looking guy in the pack. That is the way an ogre gets an edge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hookah hippie Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 Perhaps what you need is a good pick up line...perhaps "Hey baby would you like to suck on my hose" Honestly I wouldn't recommend it though but if you are drunk or feel gutsy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sambookamax Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 QUOTE (Scalliwag)Tell her you won the nobel peace prize or sumthin and make a bogus video to confirm it, at least for the night :)http://www.scalliwag.com/arrrr.wmv ROLFLMAO!!! That is awesome!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigmahlman Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 I love the hookah forum. but making out right after you both take hits on a doulbe hose is kinda cool. expecialy with a good flavor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angemonkwj Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 QUOTE (girlgeek)Random collection of tips Be funny. If you can make her laugh there is a really good chance she'll go to bed with you. I've seen some real ogres end up with hotties by being funny. As for getting her to talk to you . . .I only speak for myself, but buying me a drink gets you a few minutes at my table. If she touches you during conversation, you're so in. I love the fact that you threw in the word ogre. I've never really had the chance to use that word in conversation. extra points to you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rootdown Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 be confident just think that shes the one that wants you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCShisha Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 I haven't been on the forum in a while and this was the first thread I looked at after signing in--definitely has me smiling. My fiance and I smoke hookah a lot; she often forgets to cover the hole on her hose and i have to tell her to "Cover your hole woman!"; always gets a chuckle out of her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
art_official Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 QUOTE (Bleeding_Heart1)heres what i do: I smoke some al fakher and take the biggest hit i can, then blow it out so it looks huge, then get naked. when the smoke clears she either hits me or goes with it. well whatever... hhaha omg quote of the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunkenWizard Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Pull the hose into your pants and out of your zipper to make her take a hit, then after a few times replace the hose with your "other" hose. Works everytime!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASUSEAN1 Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 QUOTE (Bleeding_Heart1)heres what i do: I smoke some al fakher and take the biggest hit i can, then blow it out so it looks huge, then get naked. when the smoke clears she either hits me or goes with it. well whatever... hahahaha.. go big, or go home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpimpitox Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 hahahaha this topic kicks all ass!!! ohh yes that girls party with the tatas (bonus points again!!!) is this saturday. my plan is 2 for us 2 get drunk and hop on the good foot and do the bad thing!!! remember gents make sure she is a little more drunk than you...ok i hope the kiddies arent readin this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
art_official Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 omg scalli the vid is priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rootdown Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 yeah the best thing about this thread was scalliwag's video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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