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Reindeer Sex (not What U Think U Pervs :)


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REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost!!!!!!
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QUOTE (damo2010 @ Dec 14 2006, 06:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost!!!!!!


I would like to argue from a side against that. last time I check any girlfriend I have had has been a terrible driver and horrible with directions. Granted the deer arnt driving, but maybe it works since its a MAN doing all the thinking. tongue.gif
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QUOTE (damo2010 @ Dec 14 2006, 04:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost!!!!!!


nice laugh.gif girls are amazing and i never knew that about reindeer
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