A Man Walked Into A Bar.......

[Lakemonster]

A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he
>noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and
>asked, "Sir, what will you have".
>
>The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please".
>
>The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had
>ever had.
>
>The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ"
>
>The man answered "Oh, about 164."
>
>The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, interstellar
>space travel, the latest medical break-through's, etc.
>
>The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a
>different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and
>asked what he would have. "A martini please".
>
>Again it was superb. The robot again asked. "What is your IQ sir"
>
>Th is time the man answered, "Oh, about 100".
>
>The robot started discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores,
>and what to expect the Dodgers to do this weekend.
>
>The guy had to try it one more time. He left, returned and took a stool.
>Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ"
>
>This time the man drawled out, "Uh... about 50".
>
>The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked...
>
>A-r-e......... y-o-u-r......... p-e-o-p-l-e..........
>g-o-i-n-g...........t-o........ n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e..........
>H-i-l-l-a-r-y-?????

[EvansLight]

LMFAO XD oh that made my morning lake XD

[DizzyGuy]

LOL, nice!

[Apollo]

haha that is pretty good, think she might have a scandle of her own?

[DyinTuLive]

i gott a better one....a man walks into a bar and says "ouch"

[web250]

Haha, that's golden.

[Molson]

OUCH hahaha

[Allia22]

A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he
>noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and
>asked, "Sir, what will you have".
>
>The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please".
>
>The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had
>ever had.
>
>The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ"
>
>The man answered "Oh, about 164."
>
>The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, interstellar
>space travel, the latest medical break-through's, etc.
>
>The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a
>different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and
>asked what he would have. "A martini please".
>
>Again it was superb. The robot again asked. "What is your IQ sir"
>
>Th is time the man answered, "Oh, about 100".
>
>The robot started discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores,
>and what to expect the Dodgers to do this weekend.
>
>The guy had to try it one more time. He left, returned and took a stool.
>Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ"
>
>This time the man drawled out, "Uh... about 50".
>
>The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked...
>
>A-r-e......... y-o-u-r......... p-e-o-p-l-e..........
>g-o-i-n-g...........t-o........ n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e..........
>H-i-l-l-a-r-y-?????

YES!!! I love it!!!