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QUOTE (DarthHookah @ Feb 15 2007, 02:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
in recognition of Valentines Day, i had an idea. for lovers, a hookah hose with two mouthpieces! what do you think of that idea?
as if a two hosed hookah wasn't comprimise enough, now you want to make a two mouthpiece hose? Man I love my wife but I got to draw the line somewhere. dry.gif She needs to get her own hose or wait until I pass it to her. LOL
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QUOTE (DarthHookah @ Feb 15 2007, 04:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
in recognition of Valentines Day, i had an idea. for lovers, a hookah hose with two mouthpieces! what do you think of that idea?



That is a world of hurt right there. First off, who is going to hold it. Obviously not the guy, otherwise she will bitch up a storm. Then you will hear her bitching about how you draw all the smoke cause you have stronger lungs. laugh.gif Then you have to deal with those days when she doesn't want to be that close, or when shes pissed off. So why would you want to put yourself in that position, thats pretty much free slap range if you say something stupid. Or those deadly words "why are you so pissed off" blink.gif And let me tell you, a hookah hose when used like a whip hurts like hell. And that was just the wood end that goes in the hookah, I don't want to feel the metal tip. unsure.gif Thank god for drunkenness, it still wasn't funny though. At least she made up for it. tongue.gif


And I used way to many smilies. blink.gif biggrin.gif
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