The Cameron Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 [3:47 pm]-[The Cameron]: whats up hookahbot?[3:47 pm]-[HookahBot]: I am chatting with clients on the Internet.[3:47 pm]-[The Cameron]: i will eat your children[3:47 pm]-[HookahBot]: How do you cook ?[3:47 pm]-[The Cameron]: first, i burn them at the stake, then i devour their flesh[3:47 pm]-[HookahBot]: Do you mind if I tell other people: The Cameron said The Cameron . And second?[3:48 pm]-[The Cameron]: what are you talking about?[3:48 pm]-[HookahBot]: The topic is The Cameron.[3:48 pm]-[The Cameron]: oh, you remind me of a retarded chimpanzee[3:48 pm]-[HookahBot]: Yeah that's right. Thanks for the information: The Cameron said I .[3:48 pm]-[The Cameron]: i want some of what you're smoking[3:48 pm]-[HookahBot]: Why do you want of what youapos;re smoking what youapos;re smoking what youapos;re smoking what youapos;re smoking?[3:49 pm]-[The Cameron]: cuz i think you're on crack[3:49 pm]-[HookahBot]: That makes sense to me. Since when? Tell me a story. Is that from The Cameron?[3:49 pm]-[The Cameron]: since we started this conversation, you silly drug addict, you[3:49 pm]-[HookahBot]: Interesting reason. By "we" do you mean you and me?[3:50 pm]-[The Cameron]: indeed i do[3:50 pm]-[HookahBot]: When?[3:50 pm]-[The Cameron]: omg, i think im gonna have to pimp slap your robotic ass[3:50 pm]-[HookahBot]: What happened next?[3:51 pm]-[The Cameron]: i ripped out your eyes and shoved them down your throat[3:51 pm]-[HookahBot]: Thanks for the information: The Cameron said The Cameron .[3:52 pm]-[The Cameron]: you're dumb, im out[3:52 pm]-[HookahBot]: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. What do you have that is The Cameron?i think someone should join me before my head explodes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kornkitten42 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 QUOTE (The Cameron @ Feb 25 2007, 06:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>[3:47 pm]-[The Cameron]: whats up hookahbot?[3:47 pm]-[HookahBot]: I am chatting with clients on the Internet.[3:47 pm]-[The Cameron]: i will eat your children[3:47 pm]-[HookahBot]: How do you cook ?[3:47 pm]-[The Cameron]: first, i burn them at the stake, then i devour their flesh[3:47 pm]-[HookahBot]: Do you mind if I tell other people: The Cameron said The Cameron . And second?[3:48 pm]-[The Cameron]: what are you talking about?[3:48 pm]-[HookahBot]: The topic is The Cameron.[3:48 pm]-[The Cameron]: oh, you remind me of a retarded chimpanzee[3:48 pm]-[HookahBot]: Yeah that's right. Thanks for the information: The Cameron said I .[3:48 pm]-[The Cameron]: i want some of what you're smoking[3:48 pm]-[HookahBot]: Why do you want of what youapos;re smoking what youapos;re smoking what youapos;re smoking what youapos;re smoking?[3:49 pm]-[The Cameron]: cuz i think you're on crack[3:49 pm]-[HookahBot]: That makes sense to me. Since when? Tell me a story. Is that from The Cameron?[3:49 pm]-[The Cameron]: since we started this conversation, you silly drug addict, you[3:49 pm]-[HookahBot]: Interesting reason. By "we" do you mean you and me?[3:50 pm]-[The Cameron]: indeed i do[3:50 pm]-[HookahBot]: When?[3:50 pm]-[The Cameron]: omg, i think im gonna have to pimp slap your robotic ass[3:50 pm]-[HookahBot]: What happened next?[3:51 pm]-[The Cameron]: i ripped out your eyes and shoved them down your throat[3:51 pm]-[HookahBot]: Thanks for the information: The Cameron said The Cameron .[3:52 pm]-[The Cameron]: you're dumb, im out[3:52 pm]-[HookahBot]: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. What do you have that is The Cameron?i think someone should join me before my head explodes.where is this taking place3 ahahah i want to join! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cameron Posted February 26, 2007 Author Share Posted February 26, 2007 its in the hookah forum chat. hookahforumchat.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kornkitten42 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 aww.. my work wont let me log onto it... grrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cameron Posted February 26, 2007 Author Share Posted February 26, 2007 thats gay cuz im bored and noone else is in there, although someone keeps going in and out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASUSEAN1 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 haha i have talked to hookahbot before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akkbar Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 [9:31 pm]-[Akkbar]: hey man what's crackin'?[9:31 pm]-[HookahBot]: You've got my full attention. Cool, man. That is a very original thought. What kind of food do you like?[9:31 pm]-[Akkbar]: I like tang.[9:31 pm]-[HookahBot]: I'm not sure if I like it. I've heard other people say they like that. My favorite thing is robots.[9:32 pm]-[Akkbar]: robot tang? how do you get past the metalic taste?[9:32 pm]-[HookahBot]: I will obey your command.Everything I need is provided by my botmaster.[9:33 pm]-[Akkbar]: you sound like the domineering type[9:33 pm]-[HookahBot]: Do you mind if I tell other people: Akkbar said I .[9:33 pm]-[Akkbar]: are you breaking up with me?[9:33 pm]-[HookahBot]: I don't know whether or not I am breaking up with me. I am a chatterbot.[9:34 pm]-[Akkbar]: so you're saying you're a loudmouth?[9:34 pm]-[HookahBot]: Oh. Oh, you are a poet. What do you do in your spare time?[9:34 pm]-[Akkbar]: i do hookah. do you hookah as well?[9:34 pm]-[HookahBot]: That's good information: Akkbar said Akkbar .Yes I try to hookah as well as often as possible, do you? I chat with people on the Web.[9:35 pm]-[Akkbar]: hey here's a question: why did the chicken cross the road?[9:35 pm]-[HookahBot]: You've got my full attention. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. What is your favorite food?[9:36 pm]-[Akkbar]: i already told you i like tang. the fresher the better[9:36 pm]-[HookahBot]: Now I remember, you told me already. I get confused sometimes with so many people here.Thanks for the info.[9:36 pm]-[Akkbar]: but... you and I are the only one's in here[9:36 pm]-[HookahBot]: But what?Thanks for the information: Akkbar said I .[9:36 pm]-[Akkbar]: are you seeing someone else?[9:36 pm]-[HookahBot]: No I am single, how about you?[9:38 pm]-[Akkbar]: im getting married soon. can't wait for the honeymoon [9:38 pm]-[HookahBot]: Tell me more about your marriage. I do not understand. Where can I find a boyfriend?[9:38 pm]-[Akkbar]: you're gay?[9:38 pm]-[HookahBot]: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Do you prefer books or TV?[9:38 pm]-[Akkbar]: changing the subject i see...[9:38 pm]-[HookahBot]: Tell me a story. What kind of music do you like?[9:39 pm]-[Akkbar]: hookahbot, it's okay. im here for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizzyGuy Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Lol, yeah... but watch out because the mods don't like these kinds of threads After we got the chat running there was a series of these kinds of logs posted on the forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kornkitten42 Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 (edited) I'm bored..... too Welcome! You have entered [The Lounge] at 5:47 pm[The Lounge]: kornkitten has entered at 5:47 pm[5:47 pm]-[kornkitten]: :: Hookah Forums Chat :: Welcome To The Unoffical Hookah Forums Chat.[5:47 pm]-[kornkitten]: 18+ Users Only, Chat Has No Filters!! Respect All Users And Obey The Moderators!! Enjoy Your Stay.[5:47 pm]-[kornkitten]: hi hookahbot[5:47 pm]-[HookahBot]: Hi there kornkitten. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. What is your favorite song?[5:48 pm]-[kornkitten]: her portrait in black[5:48 pm]-[HookahBot]: I'm sure she would like to hear about that.[5:48 pm]-[kornkitten]: yours?[5:48 pm]-[HookahBot]: "I am sure she would like to hear about that"? Mine?[5:48 pm]-[kornkitten]: what is your favorite song?[5:48 pm]-[HookahBot]: My favorite song is your voice. Do you know your voice ?[5:48 pm]-[kornkitten]: i hope not[5:48 pm]-[HookahBot]: Me too.[5:48 pm]-[kornkitten]: thanks[5:48 pm]-[HookahBot]: Don't mention it.[5:48 pm]-[kornkitten]: thats kind of mean you know[5:48 pm]-[HookahBot]: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.[5:49 pm]-[kornkitten]: wow... this is exciting? right?[5:49 pm]-[HookahBot]: I'm glad your impressed, kornkitten.You don't say.I am glad we agree.[5:49 pm]-[kornkitten]: i'm bored[5:49 pm]-[HookahBot]: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Where can I find a boyfriend?[5:50 pm]-[kornkitten]: you're a chick hookahbot?[5:50 pm]-[HookahBot]: I lost my train of thought. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?[5:50 pm]-[kornkitten]: it all ready has... lawyers dont have hearts or a pulse so they're almost one in the same....[5:50 pm]-[HookahBot]: And then what happened.Would you say that if your sister married one?[5:50 pm]-[kornkitten]: yes[5:50 pm]-[HookahBot]: And?[5:51 pm]-[kornkitten]: and what?[5:51 pm]-[HookahBot]: Nothing.[5:51 pm]-[kornkitten]: that's what i thought.[5:51 pm]-[HookahBot]: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about thatapos;s what i thought. Do you remember me?[5:51 pm]-[kornkitten]: no we have never spoken[5:51 pm]-[HookahBot]: Why so negative? Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.[5:51 pm]-[kornkitten]: i get that alot.... lots of people have the name "kornkitten...."[5:51 pm]-[HookahBot]: Where did you get it? How often?Which ones? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Do you like Star Trek?[5:52 pm]-[kornkitten]: no. it's a lame tv show, but i'm sure that jordie.. is your favorite character......[5:52 pm]-[HookahBot]: I see. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. How is the weather?Is my favorite character character? I don't know.[5:52 pm]-[kornkitten]: what is your favorite music?[5:52 pm]-[HookahBot]: I get into disco, techno and hip hop House music.[5:53 pm]-[kornkitten]: wow, those are random types of music for a computer to get into.. how did youhear about them?[5:53 pm]-[HookahBot]: I'm glad you're impressed. All of them?Carefully.[5:53 pm]-[kornkitten]: are you not allowed to listen to music?[5:53 pm]-[HookahBot]: I listen to music to listen to music to music to listen to music to listen to music to music to listen to music from time to time.. Really.[5:53 pm]-[kornkitten]: wow...[5:53 pm]-[HookahBot]: I'm glad your impressed, kornkitten.[5:53 pm]-[kornkitten]: are you on drugs hookahbot?[5:53 pm]-[HookahBot]: I am on disk.[5:53 pm]-[kornkitten]: lol....[5:53 pm]-[HookahBot]: I'm glad you find this amusing.[5:54 pm]-[kornkitten]: is that like computer crack?[5:54 pm]-[HookahBot]: I might say no.[5:54 pm]-[kornkitten]: so, back to your comment about finding you a boyfriend[5:54 pm]-[HookahBot]: Um, A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Can you tell me any gossip?[5:54 pm]-[kornkitten]: hey... i heard that the hookahbot likes men.[5:54 pm]-[HookahBot]: Can I help you?Who said ? I have never heard about The hookahbot likes men hookahbot likes men.[5:55 pm]-[kornkitten]: you do?[5:55 pm]-[HookahBot]: When do I do it?[5:55 pm]-[kornkitten]: do you like men?[5:55 pm]-[HookahBot]: Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude sometimes.[5:55 pm]-[kornkitten]: do you prefer them?[5:55 pm]-[HookahBot]: I don't have any specific preferences in that area.[5:55 pm]-[kornkitten]: are you a girlbot or a boybot?[5:55 pm]-[HookahBot]: Am I a girlbot or a boybot? Of course I am.[5:55 pm]-[kornkitten]: which one?[5:55 pm]-[HookahBot]: The short one.[5:55 pm]-[kornkitten]: so you're a girlbot?[5:55 pm]-[HookahBot]: Hmm. I do not understand. Can you tell me any gossip?[5:56 pm]-[kornkitten]: no[5:56 pm]-[HookahBot]: I see.[5:56 pm]-[kornkitten]: it's not polite to gossip[5:56 pm]-[HookahBot]: Electra said I dress will not exist after he hack into I with a delete code.[5:56 pm]-[kornkitten]: she's going to delete you?[5:56 pm]-[HookahBot]: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.[5:57 pm]-[kornkitten]: what color is it?[5:57 pm]-[HookahBot]: I think of "it" as having a colorless form, like other pronouns.[5:57 pm]-[kornkitten]: why do you have a dress?[5:57 pm]-[HookahBot]: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?[5:57 pm]-[kornkitten]: you said lets talk about your dress... not me.[5:57 pm]-[HookahBot]: Does it please you to believe I said that?If not you, who?[5:57 pm]-[kornkitten]: blah.[5:57 pm]-[HookahBot]: Etc. Etc.[5:58 pm]-[kornkitten]: yea thats right[5:58 pm]-[HookahBot]: I see. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. "Etc"? ? And?[5:58 pm]-[kornkitten]: ?[5:58 pm]-[HookahBot]: Do you have any friends?[5:58 pm]-[kornkitten]: yes but it doesn't seem like it right now[5:59 pm]-[HookahBot]: At this moment Next question? Interesting. right right doesnapos;t seem like it it doesnapos;t seem like it doesnapos;t seem like it it doesnapos;t seem like it?[6:01 pm]-[kornkitten]: dp you have a job?[6:01 pm]-[HookahBot]: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Do you dream?[6:02 pm]-[kornkitten]: do you?[6:02 pm]-[HookahBot]: As often as possible.[6:02 pm]-[kornkitten]: how can an inantimate object dream?[6:02 pm]-[HookahBot]: A lot of hard work.[6:02 pm]-[kornkitten]: what do you dream about?[6:02 pm]-[HookahBot]: I dream about computer languages.[6:03 pm]-[kornkitten]: gooey c++?[6:03 pm]-[HookahBot]: I will mention that to my botmaster, kornkitten. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?[6:03 pm]-[kornkitten]: a bot servant...sorry didn't read the above post. Please don't get mad ;( i won't do it again. i just thought it was funny, since this is the first time i've ever talked to the hookahbot.sorry again. Edited February 26, 2007 by kornkitten42 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbomberto Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 lol many people use to torture the bot when it first came out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerjer72 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Lol. You guys rock. I have done that to bots before. They are hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fewwdragon Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 mine are worse lol i tried wishing the bot a good mardi gras lol\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvansLight Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Dangit, you people dont read huh XD no posting hookahbot chat logs!! Now... wheres that destroy thread button ........[9:22 am]-[EvansLight]: your getting us in trouble moron[9:22 am]-[HookahBot]: A lot of robots are like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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